Two Train

A person or the act of one upping. For example " I saw a train crash the other day! " "oh yeah? I saw 2 trains crash one time! Talk about incredible!" The person claiming the 2 trains crash is a "two trainer". His act of telling the story is "two training"

Ken always two trains me. Every time I tell a story, he's done it better or seen it done more amazingly .

by Bliss savage February 28, 2014

youtube train

When you go to youtube to watch one video and find yourself watching related videos and then watch related videos of the related videos.

I have spent the last hour on a youtube train and all I went on for was a music video.

by Iggleston April 25, 2009

dinosaur train

A children's TV show about a mom who cheated on her husband by fucking a t-Rex and distracts her cuck ass husband by buying tickets to the time traveling train full of so many hot dinosaurs so the husband doesn't notice his wife fucked a t-rex

come on down to the dinosaur train so you dont notice your wife fucked a t-rex

by Grrryn April 9, 2021

Awesome Train

An opposite of the failboat. A successful group of people or orginization. Can be considered a win.

"All aboard the awesome train- Toot! Toot!"

by Rebeccaj2009 February 17, 2009

Potty training

Potty training is when you train your kid to use the restroom correctly

Mom : sweetie, I'm going to work tomorrow
James:ok
Mom: ah!! I just pissed in my pants !!
Boss:you need to get potty training finished today.

by Happy pet story name:Coyote August 21, 2016

Train Jousting

A sport usually conducted by two conflicting red necks in which two parallel trains are heading towards each other. Each redneck would have at arms a standard, medieval style jousting lance. Additionally, they would appear wearing common kitchen supplies such as soup pots and cutting boards as armor. During the event, the trains would charge at each other giving each party an opportunity to strike one another off the train at maximum speed. Although deadly, this sport remains a spectacular way for our friends down south to settle their beef.

Hey Billy! You should've payed your debt you lil' shit. We'll be train jousting the next morning!

by TheSykohRedNeck January 12, 2019

bob train

a homosexual orgy of strategically placing men in a straight line and performing anal sex with the man directly in front of you, whilst receiving it from behind. Unless you're the caboose, which just might be one of the only two spots on the train that receive the least please. The other being the front "Engine."

Matthew and his friends decided to go back to the hotel and form a bob train.

by Guru on a hill March 28, 2010