Skip to main content

Ass Tissues

"Do you have any tissues?"
"No, but we have toilet paper"
"Ok, you mean ass tissues?"
"Yeah"
by Weil May 5, 2019
mugGet the Ass Tissuesmug.

free tissues

here for ur tears
here is some free tissues
by anonymous September 14, 2020
mugGet the free tissuesmug.

more issues than tissues

People who love telling you all thier problems. Drama queens and kings. People to avoid. Energy suckers.
Nigel has more issues than tissues
by auzkiwi July 13, 2016
mugGet the more issues than tissuesmug.

free tissues

here for ur tears
here is some free tissues
by anonymous September 14, 2020
mugGet the free tissuesmug.

Muscle tissue

Muscle tissue is a contractile body tissue as well as the force behind all bodily movement. It's specialized to contract or shorten forcefully and is classified under three types: skeletal, cardiac, and smooth. The classification is according to the anatomic location and function of the muscle.

When classified by appearance, muscle can be striated (with thin parallel streaks) or nonstriated (without thin parallel streaks). When classified by function, it is voluntary (consciously controlled) or involuntary (not normally consciously controlled).

Let's go over the three types again, but further in depth:
Voluntary striated (skeletal)
Involuntary striated (cardiac)
Involuntary nonstriated (smooth)
Person 1: *existing*
Person 2: "Did you know that muscle tissue makes up a large portion of your body weight?"
Person 1: "Literally NOONE asked"
by craigellachie March 1, 2022
mugGet the Muscle tissuemug.

tissue roses

Tissue used to catch sperm then scrunched up and thrown nonchalantly
His bedroom is littered with tissue roses
by StaticRH January 27, 2020
mugGet the tissue rosesmug.

facial tissue

A facial is a sexual act in which hot, sticky man-juice is spewed unto a pornstar's face.

A facial tissue is a specific type of cum rag, usually made of paper fibre, created to clean up the resulting mess.

Any tissues which are not consumed during film production are sold to the fans, which has proven a profitable venture.
Kimberly Clark introduced the first facial tissues to porn after being spooged in the face one time too many on-camera.

They've become fairly standard across most adult entertainment, with the exception of one group of gay male pr0nductions in which colour-coded handkerchiefs are still being stuffed into the left or right arse trouser pockets to signify which perversions an individual performer is seeking or willing to participate in.
by bitchuck September 12, 2024
mugGet the facial tissuemug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email