Me: Hey bro last night I turned on the speed burner and was swiping and found your bitch on tinder. So I decided to catch her and play tinder police!
James: Really bro? I know I should’ve took my pop tarts and ran from that fucking grenade.
James: Really bro? I know I should’ve took my pop tarts and ran from that fucking grenade.
by YungTBagger January 13, 2023
Get the tinder police mug.Tinder About is the economical act of using the mobile Application Tinder to find potential dates to use as hotels and one-night stands. Easer when multibooking dates but clashes can end up awkward.
What did you do last weekend?
Tinder About
How did it go?
Ace! Only had to pay for drinks and a meal!
Tinder About
How did it go?
Ace! Only had to pay for drinks and a meal!
by Jazzy192 November 14, 2023
Get the Tinder About mug.A person who has the looks and knows what there perfect life looks like but has no aspersions or goals to help them get to there dream and rely on a hand out from there dream date to get control of there life
by Danny Duncan 69 December 22, 2023
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by MesaFace December 31, 2023
Get the tinder gamer mug.Swiping psychotically through Tinder after dinner each night of the holidays to kill time and ensure matches.
Alone in quarantine or bored stiff on their parents' couch, young singles everywhere swipe to the end of their daily allowance, reaping a heinous daily match with a past-prime hometown hottie, or the waiter from the cafe downstairs you've never seen with his mask off. Tinder Advent Calendar matches offer all the short-lived indulgence of the advent chocolates of childhood, but with the added risk of a dick pic.
Alone in quarantine or bored stiff on their parents' couch, young singles everywhere swipe to the end of their daily allowance, reaping a heinous daily match with a past-prime hometown hottie, or the waiter from the cafe downstairs you've never seen with his mask off. Tinder Advent Calendar matches offer all the short-lived indulgence of the advent chocolates of childhood, but with the added risk of a dick pic.
Harriet's Tinder Advent Calendar currently features Abs Joe from Chem, now a year-round receptionist, and Cute Window Guy who makes ugly infographics on his Instagram.
by daltonjfk December 17, 2020
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Get the Tinder Warrior mug.Guy over 35 that's been on Tinder or other dating apps for 5 years straight. Mostly balding wannabe fboys looking for young girls to manipulate.
Girl 1: I keep seeing this same Tinder elder on all of the dating sites.
Girl 2: Oh yeah that Tinder elder keeps creeping out my 23 year old college roommate by sending her likes.
Girl 3: Bruh he's pervy & looks old enough to be her dad with that hairline.
Girl 2: Oh yeah that Tinder elder keeps creeping out my 23 year old college roommate by sending her likes.
Girl 3: Bruh he's pervy & looks old enough to be her dad with that hairline.
by anonymous September 10, 2021
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