She thought she came but she peed on the dick

Use this sentence when someone does an action they think is bossy or putting someone in their place, but in reality, they cringed themselves. Synonym for "she thought she ate." Originated from a CupcaKke lyric.

"She really fucked up that presentation, but she thinks she did well."

"Damn, she thought she came but she peed on the dick."

by zaralarrssonstan69696 July 20, 2022

bripple-shmonk thought

When you're doing someone's mother and experience a moment of unrivaled mental clarity, a "mid-nut clarity"

Dude, I just had a bripple-shmonk thought while doing your Mom yesterday

by PopsicleTastesLikeGrass November 6, 2019

thats what I thought

A word that no guy would let slide

Jack: Okay you’re right
Bob: “Thats what I thought”
Jack: *Punches him in the face repeatedly*

by decomplex December 4, 2022

i don't know why but the voices are there to haunt me in the night eternally leaving only the thought of regression of self through the creation of fantasy to cope with reality

These are the questions that keep me up until dawn in my sorrow and emptiness. I cannot escape they say they are there to protect me but in the amidst of the hollow dark i find myself in every time i fall asleep I can feel them creeping through my soul and my veins, i have went to many places for help but it looks like some of them aren't even real places anymore, I don't know if i could continue living this simulation, I can feel the voices of people too they are the ones trying to get me to think that I don't belong in this world.

Do I really don't belong here because of the figment of my imagination, all the faces, all the noise, all the people that I see every day seem to just be something I created off of my loneliness...
I can't do this anymore...

"i don't know why but the voices are there to haunt me in the night eternally leaving only the thought of regression of self through the creation of fantasy to cope with reality"

Dude A: This is the most emo shit you have ever written... are you high or something?
Dude B: I could go further you know.

by there they are, the voices. January 28, 2023

thought so

Used after you shut someone up, for added emphasis.

Dude: Hey

Guy: But do you just wanna not though.

(Dude is left speechless)

Guy: Thought so.

by but dude...your face. April 3, 2006

thought bubble popped

when you say something out loud that you REALLY shouldn't!

if i had hair that pretty blonde, i wouldn't dye my roots black.
oh hell, did i say that? my bad. my thought bubble popped.

by junewho February 19, 2009

Thought Bought

derived from the term "its the thought that counts." When considering buying someone something then deciding against it. You buy them this gift in your head, thinking its just the thought that counts.

person #1 : hey, did u buy me a gift for my birthday ?

person #2 : ehh, well i saw this cool shirt but i didnt have enough money, so i just thought bought it for you.
person #1 : well, it is the thought that counts. Thanks !

by edfghjkjhgf April 6, 2010