Tyler Thompson 

a little bitch who talks mad shit on you but calls the cops when you try and fight him. he asks underage girls for nudes and when he gets denied he threatens to cut himself. he tries to flex his moms car all the time because he sits in the front seat and does nothing else. he’s one to forget

kid: hey did you hear what tyler thompson did?
other kid: yea i heard he asked another girl for nudes and this kid names chris beat his ass XD
kid: damnnn wtff lmao

Tyler Thompson by Omega dildo master 669 May 17, 2019

Gus Thompson

a boy who lives in chevy chase. 2. idoit .3. go's to Sjc. 4. Haha gus

Gus invented greekastopolis, but i invented Pinus Testicles.

Gus Thompson by Anonymous August 5, 2003

Thicky Thompson 

Essentially fecal matter, usually a dense, wide log that requires a degree of pinching out.

"Oh man, I gotta go pinch a serious Thicky Thompson!"

The man's ass seemed to have expanded several inches after ejecting a massive Thicky Thompson.

Thicky Thompson by beejgreen March 17, 2009

Brian Thompson 

Not. Ryan. Gosling. One should not be deceived.

Hey Rick Perry, is that Ryan Gosling at the Flying Saucer?! No, Michael Knoll, that's Brian Thompson, a quasi substitute at best.

Brian Thompson by obeythetiki December 14, 2013

josephine thompson 

A brunette usually with dyed hair, is funny and silly and gets super obsessed with things.

Hey who is on the stage? Oh, it's Josephine Thompson.

josephine thompson by ~secrets~ May 30, 2016

Tyrique Thompson 

A really sweet guy but is also bipolor and petty. He is really good at sports and can make his way around the basketball court. Can write poetry and Bert's. A constant lier and player.

Tyrique Thompson is my brother.

Tyrique Thompson by 3577051028 July 29, 2016

Freddy Thompson

an act where you pretend to be unaware of the presence of a certain person you claim to be cool with, it's a forbidden art passed down by the great Freddy Thompson himself that has been put into practice by the great fiends of Salinas, California. The stronger the ego the stronger the Freddy Thompson will be regardless of the distance between the Freddy Thompson and the Freddy Thompson'd.

Uriel: oh look it's Natasha

Natasha: *activates the Freddy Thompson by walking right by him not acknowledging his existence whatsoever*

Uriel: Big 'Ol Freddy Thompson!!!

Freddy Thompson by BrothaLoaf August 18, 2016