Thonging

The act of giving a thong wearing victim a wedgie.

Girl: Did you see that? Some guy has just recieved such a thonging!

by Princess Conseula Banana Hammock September 7, 2005

Thinkering

There was planking (laying like a board on random objects), then owling (sitting like an owl on random objects), then teapotting (doing the teapot anywhere), now thinkering (sitting on the edge of random objects like a thinker).

Planking, owling, teapotting, time for me to do thinkering!

by Camron Moore July 25, 2011

Thinking

Pissing

Just thinking bout children.

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Tinging

Cheap bling that is fake and someone is proud of it

To you ain't. Rocking some bling your tinging

by Slayer123123 October 13, 2011

critical thinking

The act of blindly agreeing with anything told to you by a college professor or other "intellectual". Special care must always be taken to avoid validating critical thinking with erroneous details such as empirical facts; hear-say and conspiracy theories are always far more useful. See also "group think".

Susan was shunned by her classmates, and later flogged, for questioning the critical thinking of Michael Moore.

by Colin the Damaja May 26, 2004

Twinkling

Twinkling is a business term for when an employee has stressed themselves out so badly that their sphincter begins to clamp spasmodically and they can no longer focus on the task at hand.

"Have you seen Joe today? What his problem?"

"His project added another week delay, he was so mad in the meeting he started twinkling then stormed out the room."

by Shutin April 21, 2005

black man thinking time

Black Man Thinking Time-

Time black men take to be in seclusion and sober. They take that time to plan for the future and develop strategies for success. Break down potential pitfalls and/or appreciate what a healthy prosperous lifestyle brings.

"Hey, I'm going to take my new boat and go fishing and to do some black man thinking."

"Since I started doing black man thinking time, I've calmed down in my approach to life and started planning for the future.

by Motorbation November 11, 2022