gooch map

The map given to a boy called greig, who just could not find his gooch, no matter how hard he tried.

Greig: SUCK MA GOOCH!!!!!

Stacey: Greig, do you even know what a gouch is?

Greig: . . . no.

Jenny: HAHAHA!!! Someone should get greig a gooch map!!!

by greigs gooch! July 05, 2009

Beer Map

When you can only remember how to get to a certain place when you are drunk.

Jon: Dude where are we going?
Drunken man: Idk dude I'm completely sober, so I don't have my beer map.

by Squid Bailer March 20, 2011

road map

When I shine a flashlight through my nut-sack, my viens look like the US highways.

Tourist: Where is the closest Starbuck's
Me: Here, come check out the road map, I;ll show you exactly where to take your yuppie, sycophant ass to.

by Jpac August 09, 2003

slap map

Another word for tramp stamp. A tattoo right above the buttocks region on a female.

Dale: "Dude, look at that chick with the amazing ass"
Arnold: "You mean the one with the slap map?"
Dale: "Yea"
Arnold: "Yeah dude, I'd bang her"

by lefthandedcigarettes March 03, 2014

tap map

The proverbial map of your sexual prowess. The home states or countries of all the girls you lay. Cummand and conquer!

Bro 1: I fucked Rachel last night.

Bro 2: The girl from Fort Worth? Add Texas to your tap map!

by GotARoyalFlush January 17, 2012

map chair

When you leave a coutry shaped wet patch on your chair

I accidentally got map chair on my seat

by Loply September 30, 2017

romanian mapping

A strange type of porn involving female gypsies stuffing their pussies with goat shit to please our the great map lord

Brad: Ooh, I had a great night watching Romanian Mapping yesterday!
Liam: Awesome dude! how many times did you cum?

by malostranska namesti June 16, 2017