A typical alpha male dick move, will prey upon the insecurities of his handsome young target for instance, Valentines Day, and while appearing single and sweet and heartfelt at first it finally dawns upon his prey, as the door slams shut behind him wedding ring back on, no number, no goodbye, he was just trying to get it in and you, well you let him think you fell for it because lawd knows you got yours!!
If Joses typical stag and jab routine couldn't work at a singles mixer on Valentines day, well he had other issues to tend to, like that alpacha on his head. Oh I mean toupee. Ew
by CWRocksNYC September 20, 2016
Get the Stag and Jabmug. Dude, is it true you have a thing for Jennifer?
Nah man, she's jab.
Jab? As in she's just a bro?
Took the words right outta my mouth
Hey, do you have a thing for Billy?
Nahhh, hes jab.
Oh, just a bro!
-JAB (just a bro)-
Nah man, she's jab.
Jab? As in she's just a bro?
Took the words right outta my mouth
Hey, do you have a thing for Billy?
Nahhh, hes jab.
Oh, just a bro!
-JAB (just a bro)-
by jfreshh February 15, 2019
Get the JAB (just a bro)mug. by william_wraithe January 12, 2009
Get the wally-jabbedmug. by Rob3001 May 12, 2020
Get the JABmug. It is the action of jerking off into you hands and rubbing it on as after shave to attract your next jab
by Rogèrio July 31, 2022
Get the Jabbingmug. A quick cup of morning coffee to wake up and get alert. It uses boxing terminology so I guess in relation a triple espresso would be a super punch
by Treebonics July 29, 2016
Get the Jabmug.