redwood count

number of redwoods attributed to a person acording to the redwood scale

Charles is a dick, he has a huge redwood count

by MidwayDrFleming January 12, 2004

Count Slay

1: Kim Dracula.

2: Another fan made name for Kim Dracula because they constantly slay.

Kim is always slaying so they're new name is Count Slay.

by LXXLoveRoulette August 3, 2023

Count 43

Count 43 (a.k.a. C43, Count 42 or C42) is a gang, typically with 43 members who use cricket/baseball bats or drivers to kill people.

1: "Hey dawg, wanna start a Count 43?"
2: "Yea, I've always wanted to start one, hey, maybe we can start a cartel using it, which will turn our Count 43 into a Count 1849!"
5 minutes later on the street
3: "KURWAAAAAAA! I have to get away from this Count 43 before I die!" *dies*
count 43: *becomes Count 1849

by Ku Klux Klonoa May 30, 2023

Body Count

how many people you have had sex with

person 1: Hey, what's your body count?
person 2: Idk... like 5

by yiye32 January 6, 2022

swag count

everyone has a swag count. Your swag (basically coolness) is measured in your swag count. the cooler you are the higher your swag count. it's a bad thing when your swag count runs low. so your swag count is basically a scale on which the amount of swag you have is measured.

Dudeee. your swag count is running dangerously low.

or
This picture of me has a very high swag count!

by little kbaybay January 1, 2012

Count Everest

an individual of such immeasurable stature that he may be mistaken for a terrestrial rock formation. Attracts enthusiasts but should be attempted only by trained professionals.

Liam: “Whoa dude, there’s a pair of legs over there at the bar all by themselves!”
Wolfrick: “Nah bro, lean your head back and you’ll see it’s really a Count Everest”

by daltonjfk August 30, 2019

Count steek

Count steek is a meme that originated from a french person saying 'count' instead of 'cunt' and 'steek' instead of 'steak'.

You may also say different variations of the expression to insult others, like: Steeky count , Steekiest

Another fun way of using this is to randomly insult others or simply just shout 'count steek' to confuse others

This is also used to annoy the person who originally mispronounced these words, he is such a count.

Count steek is a funny replacement for any insult

person: 'You're a fucking count'

person: 'Shut up you steek'

person: Look at that steeky count

person: 'We have steeks at the cafeteria ! '

person: You're the steekiest person on the planet

by Countsteek June 21, 2018