by Crafty Trafty August 17, 2016

Is the slang term for a fetish in which a person who gains sexual pleasure from from sitting on and wiggling in fresh pie. There are variants with the main fetish as the pivotal feature. It is not considered a form of sploshing.
" Jimmy knew Mark had a particular fetish- like bug squashing aka crush fetish. He had no idea that Mark was a squat cobbler."
by Manny Petty September 2, 2016

by Cobblerboy May 27, 2018

Fetish. A squat cobbler is a person who sits in pie in order to sexually arouse a partner. Often, a squat cobbler will wear a costume and/or cry while performing the fetish. See also: Full Moon Pie, Boston Crème Splat.
Roger enjoyed treating his partner with increasingly elaborate squat cobbler performances, but unfortunately his dwindling budget for premium pies and laundry fees put a damper on the fun.
by w. munny August 20, 2016

When a fully clothed man sits in a type of pie, the squatter also usually produces tears while performing the squats.
by JoeSmith94 September 3, 2016

by Master Elf June 3, 2018

by soxfan773 September 3, 2016
