by fulltiltmonkey September 6, 2007
Get the momug. by Steve December 18, 2004
Get the Momug. by Mo salah da 🐐 February 19, 2021
Get the Mo salahmug. by ted June 13, 2003
Get the momug. Is a nasty ass trashy, dirty place in the southwest corner of Missouri filled meth, homeless, with people with more felony convictions than they have teeth. People in Springfield are of contradictions. The 6 figure, yuppy wannabe rich classless people eat ham sandwiches with a cup filled with pepsi, yet they look down at you. People in Springfield are people with no sense of aesthetic. The girls here are overweight, with badly groomed hair, yet give looks of disgust to anyone who looks in their direction that doesn't look like Brad Pitt. The people in Springfield are overall racist, yet most women have at least 3 mixed race kids out of the 5 kids they have between 5 fathers.
Springfield is a larger place in an area with nothing but empty fields. Secularism is one of the few cosmopolitan qualities that have slipped in, but despite that even the secular population maintain the same protestant melody of exclusion, shunning those in aren't in their group.
Springfield being several years behind everyone thinks craft beer and IPAs are the coolest thing ever. They're complete try hards. Seeing a fat, 35 year old beer dude who looks like a dollar store-version of Seth Rogan are still common sights.Their music consist of various wannabes who think one day they'll break out by being one of the tons of acoustic guitar guys playing trite songs. Springfield trying to act like they have anything cool going on is like watching a retarded man pretend to be smart.
Springfield is a larger place in an area with nothing but empty fields. Secularism is one of the few cosmopolitan qualities that have slipped in, but despite that even the secular population maintain the same protestant melody of exclusion, shunning those in aren't in their group.
Springfield being several years behind everyone thinks craft beer and IPAs are the coolest thing ever. They're complete try hards. Seeing a fat, 35 year old beer dude who looks like a dollar store-version of Seth Rogan are still common sights.Their music consist of various wannabes who think one day they'll break out by being one of the tons of acoustic guitar guys playing trite songs. Springfield trying to act like they have anything cool going on is like watching a retarded man pretend to be smart.
Kim Jung-Un: I need to find a target to drop a nuke on.
North Korean adviser: How about Springfield, MO?
Kim Jung-Un: No, that place looks like its already been devastated.
North Korean adviser: How about Springfield, MO?
Kim Jung-Un: No, that place looks like its already been devastated.
by God, I'm So Great September 15, 2019
Get the Springfield, MOmug. 1. The extra bit of achohol one desires even though one is already drunk.
2. A cultural movement that evolved in Santa Fe, NM in 2007 revolving around the state of being drunk but just wanting a little mo'drank.
2. A cultural movement that evolved in Santa Fe, NM in 2007 revolving around the state of being drunk but just wanting a little mo'drank.
1. I already drank alot but I could use a little mo' drank.
2. It's friday night! It's time to throw a mo' drank party!
2. It's friday night! It's time to throw a mo' drank party!
by Mo' Hammered March 6, 2010
Get the mo' drankmug. by RottinaB December 13, 2012
Get the Mighty Momug.