God

An imaginary friend for people to blame their problems on.

I got my girl pregnant... "Damn you god for letting the condom break!!"

by MissOfficer February 4, 2010

God

a fictional character made by the ancient government to brainwash and keep us under control so we don't do whatever the hell we want. (a.k.a. the adult boogeyman)

gary: LET'S GO GET DRUNK, MAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
josh: but GOD will punish us!!!!!!!!
gary: u still believe in that shit???
josh: u mean god's like santa... it doesn't rly exist?
gary: hell yeah, man.
josh: ok... LET'S GET DRUNK

by shit out, man October 8, 2005

God

A make believe figment of peoples' imagination. There is no such thing and anyone who believes in God is very dumb. If you believe in God I hate you and my friend, Sebastian hates you even more.

God is fake. God is not real. God is a figment of imagination.

by Mikel Svennson December 3, 2003

God

An amazing divine reality who loves all mankind more than one can ever know until they reach his kingdom. He listens to our prayers and works miracles through chosen ones on earth.

I pray to God for all of those people who have posted heresies about Him on this website.

by Bburke July 4, 2006

God

1.the one who is called "I am"
2.creator of the universe
3.heavenly father of jesus christ

by Anonymous June 10, 2003

God

Someones imaginary friend in the sky.

That Cristian guy keeps talking to his imaginary friend in the sky! He said his name was God!

by Muso August 3, 2007

God

You're going to Hell for looking this up.

John:I just looked up God on UrbanDictionary!!!
God: Damn, I must be pretty famous!

by Not Atheist May 7, 2010