Whine Flu

any number of symptoms experinced after the swine flu outbreak, complained about by individuals thinking to get out of something unpleasant

Bill thought that by telling the arresting officer he had a cough and a temperture and it might be swine flu he would'nt go to jail. They checked his temp and it was fine so now he's doin time with the Whine Flu.

by Dyzfunction June 3, 2009

Time Flu

Severe jet lag, almost to the point of illness.

Man I got the Asian Time Flu! I can't sleep, eat or shit right. Nothing works and I feel like crap.

by tsukiatari March 7, 2014

Liquor Flu

Flu like symptoms related to failing to continue binge drinking. Usually occurring right at the end of a long bender.

"Man after those three days in Vegas, I think I'm getting the Liquor Flu."

by parspleen September 10, 2016

finals flu

Any type of sickness acquired before, during, or after final exams; usually due to a combination of a lack of self-care and a large influx of stress.

I've been so stressed from studying that I caught the finals flu!

by Aaron Cock December 10, 2016

typo flu

when you have about a week of bad typos and you cant stop making them

i had typo flu so i did not make any posts on facebook for a week

by Mr.hard-on September 27, 2010

swoop flu

Having or contracting an std.

You look like you burning did you catch a case of the swoop flu.

by PlayboyR January 2, 2014

Forest Flu

The Forest Flu is a sickness experienced by most people after attending the Electric Forest Festival in Rothbury, Michigan. The combination of wearing your immune system down after 4 straight days of partying, with sharing germs with people from all areas of the country, as well high levels of dust on the festival grounds, leads to a high percentage of festival attendees to report various symptoms that coincide with the common cold, influenza and sinus infections.

Forest Flu does not directly imply, but can include other diseases transferred through unsafe sex and unsafe drug sharing.

My friends and I all got sick after we got back from Electric Forest. We definitely all got some of the Forest Flu....it happens every year.

by Anson W July 25, 2015