Mozzarella Moment

The unintentional ejaculation of a bead of seminal fluid inside ones' under garments.

Your typical ‘Mozzarella Moment’ occurs when a male comes across a fine female specimen who he finds particularly poignant. Given that the scenario does not involve prolonged sexual arousal, only a tiny bead of love-milk escapes the male, resulting in a minuscule hot mess.

The semen discharge resembles the minute drip of fresh coagulated milk that is seen escaping from fresh mozzarella when pressure is applied using a fork, or any other form of silverware.

Dude, I had a mozzarella moment while watching my hot colleague drinking a glass of cold water.

by CheeseExecutiveOfficer June 10, 2015

Monica Moment

Monica Moment is derived from the word Bruh moment. It means the exact same thing just when monica does something

Did you know Monica Moments not her real name?

Yeah one time Monica did something stupid and someone said “monica moment” and now she uses it for everything

by ThisIsTaykFromPrison. April 17, 2022

carolina moment

a carolina moment is a moment where you feel like Townes Jones from Harry Styles’ song “Carolina” which is about how he met Townes and instantly fell in love, even writing this song about her.

“i’m having a Carolina Moment, Jimmy and I hung out one time and he already said he loved me!”

by BellePepper April 10, 2021

Hisham Moment

A Hisham Moment - often abbreviated to HM - is best described as a divinely blissful feeling, achieved when a confluence of factors come together in a surprising and unintended manner to create enlightened ecstasy. Its origins date back to Hisham II, the third Ummayyad Caliph of Spain. Originally the caliph in 976, he was held hostage in 1009 and lost the throne. His Hisham Moment came when against all odds, he was reinstated as Caliph by Slavic troops of the Caliphate in 1010.

Notable examples of Hisham Moments includes fathers on the Maury Povich show when they are told You Are Not the Father following a paternity test.

Note: Hisham Moments are not to be confused with Miracles, which actually require Godly intervention

Having been with his vegan wife for 4 years, Hisham had all but given up on trying to convince her to partake in the joys of eating meat and all its derivatives. Mother Nature however had other plans for our newlyweds, and upon reaching the second trimester of her pregnancy, Kinza began to feel urges and cravings towards meat. She eventually succumbed to her desires and instructed Hisham that she wanted a burger. He chuckled, believing it to be a wind-up. So she grabbed him by the scruff of his shirt and screamed "Does it look like I'm joking?" It was then that it finally dawned on him what those words meant. Something he never dared dream of, even in his wildest imaginations. He gulped. Then gulped again. Then a smile appeared on his face, as his lips began to quiver and his eyes began to water, and he nodded. He nodded in approval like no man has ever nodded before. For he was basking in the Hisham Moment and savouring every second of it - the moment his wife finally joined him in enjoying a burger.

Francis: I saw Janine sneak into your room last night you cheeky bastard, go on then, spill the beans
Jamal: Haha yea, she always gets frisky after badminton. I happened to be standing there as soon as she finished her set
Francis: Well? How was she? Surprise sex is the best sex
Jamal: It was definitely unexpected, but not a Hisham Moment by any stretch of the imagination. She just lay there like a possum while I did all the work
Francis: Ouch. Well every hole's a goal mate

by DoesSheEvenGoHere October 11, 2017

Minion Moment

A minion moment is a moment in time where someone does a rather devious act like the minions from Despicable Me. Said devious act could be as simple as farting or as catastrophic as a suicide bombing, it’s all down to preference of person doing said minion moment.

James: *sharts
Toby: That was a certified Minion Moment
James: *consumes shart

by Bruhaps May 23, 2022

Rens Moment

When someone makes a joke which is everyone understand and someone explains the joke. Or someone does somehting stupid

"Why did you spend 60 dollars on a gumball? That's such a Rens Moment"

by frikandelbroodjefan2341 November 9, 2020

Sing For The Moment

The Best Song (in my book) by the greatest rapper ever (in my book)! It is a Song by rapper EMINEM, of of his album "The Eminem Show" That was released in 2002. The song is about alot of things! He talks about most of his struggles in his Rap Career and his Personal life! One example of what he talks about is that Eminem caught his wife (ex-wife as of now) Kim Scott kissing another man! He pulled a gun on the guy and hit him with the gun(as they thought but he really just socked him in his right jaw LAWL) and says in the song "YOUR FULLA SHIT TOO GUERRERA THAT WAS A FIST THAT HIT YOU"! The Song's Chorus is from a famous Aerosmith Song called "Dream On"!

Guy 1 - Dude did you hear that new Eminem Song?

Guy 2 - Which one?

Guy 1 - "Sing For The Moment" IT IS THAA SHIIIIIIIIIIT

Guy 2 - O FUCK YEA YO!

by go to youtube.com/D0CCT0RJ0HN September 19, 2009