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testicleshittingrectalwart

A genetal wart on the rectum that has a high tendancy to shit out testicles. Mosty commonly used as a derrogitive term towards friends.
Mike: Jim you are a testicleshittingrectalwart.
Jim: Yeah, well....you suck.
by derrrr June 17, 2004
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Testiclites

Small mammial creatures often attached to the "Sack" of a male and emmit strange bell sounds when touched
"Brrrring" ah you touched my testiclites
by Phys September 13, 2005
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Testicle

The Testicle was so easy.
by ohPinky May 27, 2009
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testicles

a chewy toy the girls like to chew after dinner
by Lord Fuck U August 23, 2003
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testicle licker

Someone who salivates over one's testicles
John Rush loves Erich's balls. What a testicle licker.
by dewsax November 22, 2013
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testicle hopper

1.Some one who is so smug about the size of their testicles that they practically hop around on them like a hippity hop.

Ex. Person1: oh my god I can't stand chandler talking about how big his testicles are. I'm begging to grow agrovated
Person 2: I know he is such a testicle hopper.

2). Some one who has testiclular cancer so bad that their testicles look like hippity hops.

Ex. Person 1: man Ryan testicles look exactly like those toys I used to bounce as a child
Person2: I know, unfortunately he is a testicle hopper.
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by The lovely testicle hopper January 10, 2014
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testicle hug

When a woman hugs a man while on her knees connecting his testicles to her nipples. For more advanced practice: woman will squeeze his rear end with both hands.

Warning: may lead to fornication.
Kelsey: "I really need a testicle hug right now"

Tiffany and Molly: "Are you sure? That could lead to fornication..."
by Tiffollsey February 7, 2014
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