Teleso

An American slang term for a phone conversation that doesn't have an ending nor a beginning. Derived from the Italian street phrase Deleso.

Everyone who was on the conference call telesoed in circles for hours.

by -Mikevsdeath February 4, 2010

Telstra_Whore

a whore wannabe + n00b

by Anonymous January 6, 2003

Telisha

The mean aunt that rolls her eyes when you breathe. She sounds like a five year-old and acts like one. A big loser. Tries hard to sing but ends up sounding like pig being chopped.

“Why is she singing like that? Must be a Telisha!”

by sloppywet May 7, 2020

నీకు తెలుసా, నిన్ను ఫక్ చేయండి. Nīku telusā, ninnu phak cēyaṇḍi. 《¤》

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: నీకు తెలుసా, నిన్ను ఫక్ చేయండి. Nīku telusā, ninnu phak cēyaṇḍi. 《¤》

by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 1, 2025

telescopic swaphook

A male reproductive organ, which seems small or regular in size in the beginning, but can extend to unsuspected lengths

Girl: "Your wiener looks so small"
Boy: "Well watch my telescopic swaphook do the Hubble, baby"
Girl: * slurp *

by Linguistian March 6, 2008

telesupport

Telephonic support

Telesupport depends on timeshift.

by Hercolena Oliver July 10, 2010

Telesexual

A person who has an obscene sexual attraction towards an electronic item.

Dude shes using her vibrator again!!

Yea shes such a telesexual

by HiJinX nL December 18, 2010