television

A big part of the fucking jew controlled media which infests every dumb cocksucker out there with shitertainment and what to buy to keep up with the numbnuts next door.

people with no brains and no lives of their own have television to tell them that they do.

by rayp April 25, 2005

Telecide

A generic term for long range fatal advances. IE: archery, spear throwing, tomahawk throwing, cannons, guns, crossbow, missile firing

The soldiers in the back mainly fight with methods of telecide.

In the battle of Agencourt, the English defeated the French because of their telecidal advancement of the longbow.

The technology of nuclear missiles provides armies the advantage of telecide.

by Dark Master87 June 5, 2009

Television

70's and 80's punk/noise band. They tried really hard to make music that did not copy any other. Most of it sucked, but they did have some very interesting songs. Required listening for old school punks.

Hey poseur, what are you doing wearing a Television tee?

by BillG April 25, 2005

Television

Quite possibly the worst invention ever. Abbreviated to T.V. People sit in front of it, then lights and sound come out of it, penetrating the person's mind and causing them to trancend in to a vegetable state. The television then proceeds to drain them of all energy, will to move, and thought capacity. It is evil and inhuman and shouldn't be a part of any household. If you already have one, don't worry! You can do any of these things to get rid of your television.

a. Sell it online
b. Light it on fire
c. Throw your DVD player through the screen (Killing two birds with one stone here...)

As Carl sat in front of the television, his head became mind numbingly blank.

by twinwoodsman October 29, 2010

Doggy Fizzle Televizzle

A ridiculous "comedy" that will quite likely be named "worst tv show ever" within ten years. Racist and retarded. Snoop should've stuck to rap; sketch shows aren't his thing.

Naff Naff Naff, said the dog, after watching doggy fizzle.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 28, 2004

Televisionary

A "born to be on TV" visionary who appears on television regularly, delivering messages that fall into her (his) mind from the dead.

There are no good ones on TV, yet.

by Mary Torre Kelly September 3, 2005

Television

Where the imagination is sucked out of children by a cathode ray nipple.
TV is the only wet nurse that would create a cripple.

Quote from the song Television, Drug of the nation by Disposable heroes of Hipcriosy.

Let's Watch The Television!
(3 hours later)
Man, my head hurts. I need a Hummer!
(3 hours later)
TV set: So, Denounce intelligence and reading and resort to 24 hour SHIT!

by BKLD June 19, 2007