Telecharity

From "telemarketer" and "charity".

A telemarketer call that solicits money or support for a charity or other non-profit organization. This call does not ask you to buy any kind of product or service, but instead asks you to perform some service or donate money.

Notorious for not taking "no" as an answer. Frequently calls, and will "call back later" if desired person(s) are not available.

Telecharity caller: "Hello, may I please speak to Mr. Smith?"

John: "May I ask who's calling?"
Telecharity caller : "This is Ray calling on behalf of (charity name) and I'd like to ask you to show your support by..."
John: *click*

Mary: "Who was that?"
John: "Just another telecharity asking for money."

by MizunoBara August 28, 2012

Telephreudian Slip

When your phone's auto-correct makes a dirty, yet strangely appropriate change.

Dude, my phone just totally did a Telephreudian slip! I texted this girl, "I really like you.", but my phone auto-corrected it to, "I really lick you."

by The Sporadicals June 29, 2013

Telephiliak

Mind f*cker

He was a telephiliak

by jackzeeninja March 6, 2014

telephone prank

When someone puts their thumb in their ear to get earwax on it (see reverse wet Willie) and licks their pinkie finger. Then you put the thumb in their ear and your pinkie in their mouth.

'I just gave her the WORST telephone prank ever. It was f*cking hysterical.'

by missusvanilla November 15, 2014

Telephone

The reference used to call a phone when you are stuck in the 1950's.

The old man found and called out, "Who's Telephone!"

by Latin is bad December 30, 2016

telehoe

A person that joins as many Telegram Groups as possible just to brag about it.

Yo Leo is such a Telehoe.

by LeoPp September 21, 2017

Telehoe

A person that joins as many groups on Telegram (instant messaging app) just to brag about it.

Yo, he is such a telehoe smh.

by marco_is_em September 24, 2017