Alex From Target

Some picture made by some thirsty high-schooler cunt. The guy in the picture, he's getting paid minimum wage like every other employee; the twist? He's famous. Good for the kid, but he's just overrated and soon, no one will give a flying fuck about him and he'll be another particle of dust in the air.

Girl 1: OMG DO YOU KNOW ABOUT ALEX FROM TARGET!!!
Hipster Boy 1: Get away from me you mainstream mongrel.

by CockyPrick November 9, 2014

spit target

A guy who is prepared stand in front of another guy and get in his face a load of the other guys spit.

I hang around with a group of lads who spit on me as i am their spit target.

by spittarget May 15, 2010

Piss target

The small flecks of shit left by someone else that stick on the bowl that must be pissed on to try and remove

I unleashed my whole bladder on this sucker but couldn’t get rid of that piss target

by Kavorks December 27, 2019

Hit The Target

The type of villain that would strike fear in any person

Stampy: *sees that his dogs are missing
Stampy: That Hit The Target is up to no good again

by A guy on urban dictionary November 9, 2020

Man Juice Target

A tattoo in the lower back just above the tail bone. AKA: tramp stamp, California license plate, bitch tat, ass antlers

Seeing her bend over like that I'd really like to take a shot at her man juice target.

by Captain Marksman December 9, 2008

Alex from Target

A gift from all the Gods. The chosen one who shall bag your six items when no one else will.

Girl one: I really wanna go to Target to see Alex!
Girl two: Me too! Alex from Target is soooooo hot!~

by PinesPwincess November 4, 2014

Cock Target

A cirular goatee that makes a man's mouth looks like a bullseye.

Why do all the coaches on my kids' sports teams have cock targets?

by D-Jizzoe September 24, 2010