A "Taint Turner" is the official term for a double rim job in which two people lick each other's butt holes AT THE SAME TIME. It's kind of like "69" except one person must arch their back in order for the deed to be achieved. It is not for the faint of heart or Mormons.
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--also, used alternately with douchebag or pansy.
--also, used alternately with douchebag or pansy.
--Don't be such a taint bonnet!
--We knew James was a taint bonnet when he pansied out.
--My dog, Honey, tore through 12 taint bonnets when she ate the bowl of refried beans I accidentally left on the floor.
--We knew James was a taint bonnet when he pansied out.
--My dog, Honey, tore through 12 taint bonnets when she ate the bowl of refried beans I accidentally left on the floor.
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Get the taint bonnet mug.When your taint hair starts to turn into psuedo dreadlocks. it is a painful affliction of hikers and any distance walkers or runners. The Knots are normally pulled out at a break and can be avoided with proper trimming beforehand.
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