Zakyha Tactics

Zakyha Tactics are when you lure a man in with your fat ass and SAT scores. Then once you have them in your grasps kill them and steal their knowledge to better yourself for your own SAT score.
Shyheim you better watch out about her. Her ass may be fat but she'll get you with those Zakyha Tactics.
by PBandJ April 03, 2019
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Tactical lagging

The act of walking slower so that you may check out the ass of whomever is besides or behind you
I had to do some tactical lagging to get Stacy to walk in front of me so I could observe dat ass in peace
by Cap'n Derp February 05, 2016
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jackboot tactics

Harsh strongarm tactics; repressive, bullying and militaristic tactics like those used in authoritarian or totalitarian countries; - used opprobriously, and often in hyperbolic exaggeration of police tactics in democratic countries.
I was restricted from posting to facebook for 25 hours due to their jackboot tactics
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Tactical Recovery

Tactical Recovery, a salty as fuck community of Defence members, first responders and veterans who’ve realised WD-40 actually can’t fix all the pineapples in their lives.

A range of muscle recovery products that aren’t shit but could try harder when it comes to packaging.

A brand purely held together by the strength of the Social Media team.
Oii cnt - I’m sore as fuck”
- sounds like you need some TR time.

“I’ve broken my leg in 7 places with a DVA claim that’s taken 8 years to process, think I might buy some Tactical Recovery salts and zen the fuck out while I wait”

“We’re literally going to fucking quit. The Tactical Recovery Ops team are ruining our vibe” - TR social media team.
by TacticalRecoveryAU November 25, 2021
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Tactical Sniff

(v.) The act of covertly sniffing a nice butt.
I was in line for the food truck and this babe with a dump truck was in front of me so I kneeled down to pretend to tie my shoe so I could get a Tactical Sniff.
by DrBlazeD December 26, 2021
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tactical slip

A moment or surprise as you fall over and somehow land inside a woman. Although it was an accident you play it off as it was on purpose and impress the lady. Not many men can pull this off but if you can you must be very tactical.
Girl:"hey, babe im ready..."
Man:"Im coming babe*slips over(tactical slip)"
Girl:"Wow you're so trained, you must have done this before"
by Twixxxy July 27, 2018
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tactical spackle

The act of trying to sneak a fart onto or around someone, and inadvertently spackling yourself in the process.
I snuck up to drop a fart on Andy- turned out to be a tactical spackle. I pushed through though.
by donkypunchzzz June 02, 2010
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