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Dragon Tales

A story about two kids who go out of their house without their parents permission into a world where hours last mini seconds in human time. The world is full of fat dinosaurs with wings called 'dragons'. These 'dragons'

- sing songs 24/7
- are gay
- take children away from their parents
Dragon Tales is a reason 9/11 happened
by Withered Demon Rogue August 1, 2016
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tableness

Short for "tap-ableness". It's a measurement of how fuckable a person is. Similar to sex-appeal.
How is her tableness? I'd tap that ass any day!
by Niels Bohring February 19, 2010
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tablecloth

(n) used to cover a nice table so food doesn't get on it while you eat; found often in family homes, but rarely in dorms or frat houses
Fratboy Matt: Hey, get the tablecloth and set the table, I got a pizza!
Fratboy Sam: We don't have a table cloth, we'll just use alot of napkins.
by Matt Pryor March 20, 2005
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Tablehooter

A "tablehooter" is a cheap sounding electronic keyboard for the beginner market. Often considered toy keyboards. From the German "tischhupe" which roughly describes a tabletop car horn array.

Some otherwise completely useless tablehooters are sought after by music producers for their unique tonal attributes (or more accurately, perhaps, for their obscurity value).
There's no way in hell I'm going to trade my Hohner Clavinet classic for that little Casio tablehooter you got for your fifth birthday, friend.
by Scribbles the Monkey November 8, 2009
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Table Ender

sexual intercourse that takes place on or at the end of a table.
"We were going to Simon and Lisa's for supper, but then caught them having a Table Ender and it spoilt our appetites, so we went out to a restaurant instead."
by Alexandra July 28, 2004
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Veggie Tales

The funniest animated movies in the world. They tell various Bible stories through characters that are vegetables as opposed to humans, such as Bob the Tomato and Larry the Cucumber.

The funniest however, is the parody they made of Lord of the Rings called "Lord of the Beans".
The best part of Veggie Tales is when Larry sings a silly song such as Oh Where is my Hairbrush?
by More Awesome Than Thou November 13, 2005
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Tales of Symphonia

Real Time 3D Battle System

One of the fiercest, most action packed battle systems ever created with hundreds of special attacks, spells, and combos.
An Epic Adventure

Over 80 hours of gameplay in this epic, emotionally charged storyline.
A 3D Masterpiece

Beautiful cel-shaded characters by renowned artist Kosuke Fujishima, author of manga and anime version of Oh! My Goddess.
Adaptable Characters

Fully customizable character growth system to suit your fighting style – where the storyline changes based on the characters’ relationships.

In other words, the BEST. GAME. EVER.
An rpg with a fighting game twist
by Taiyz July 15, 2004
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