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chav truffle

A minature scotch egg, a delicacy enjoyed by the economically challenged
Chardonnay will do anything for chav truffles
by Rippey February 13, 2009
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bum truffle

is when u fart and think its ok until you check your underpants you find a small nugget of plop has been produced.
by richierich June 4, 2005
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rasberry truffle

blowing in ,or giving a rasberry to, a girl's pussy when she gets off
i gave my chick a rasberry truffle last night... she loved it!!!
by WikiTichenor February 5, 2008
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tennessee truffle

To take a shit on females chest between the tits and then skeet on it. Share the delicious treat with your partner. *Best if eaten hot and steamy fresh
MMM i haven't had a Tennessee truffle that good since i made them with your mom
by smokincummins February 19, 2008
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A Big Delcious, Mighty Juicy Huge in Yo Mouth, Tasty Yummy, Mouth Watering, Jaw Dropping, Eye Popping Booty Sloppin.. . . BOOOTY!
Kim Kardashian Is NOTHING NEAR a Smuffle muffle Cruffle truffle.
by Big Daddy Smuffle Truffle. November 21, 2011
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Wisconsin Truffle Shake

A modern-day interpretation/improvement of the standard blumpkin.

This includes:
1.Taking a shit.
2.Recieving oral fellatio.
3.Chain smoking a joint.
4.Talking on the phone with the Dean of Science at Harvard about the insufficient amount of evidence in the recent experiments disproving the theory of evolution.

5.Playing COD.
6.Sniffing a line off the girls tité.
7.Toeing a girl.
8.Analyzing Einstein's theory about quantum physics and photoelctrons’ effect on energy inupt/output.
9.Drinking hat with Jack Daniels.
10.Listening to Bethoven No. 7 Symphony, A minor.
11.Double boges behind thou ears.
12.Watching an educational TV program about the lifestyles of a fajet.
Minister: As the Minister of Education I believe that we should modernize our sexual education curriculum to include the concepts of contraception, abortion and, of course, the Wisconsin Truffle Shake.

Gym Teacher: I agree! We need to educate our children about the new modern culture. And how FUCKED those Wisconsin people are.
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Gut Truffle

1. A solid piece of shit formed in a round shape to resemble a truffle.
2. A name to call someone instead of piece of shit.
Oh man that gut truffle was the size of a baseball!!
Eat a gut truffle, gut truffle!!!!
That guy is such a gut truffle!
by Elchay October 4, 2019
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