TP

is where a woman is revealing her cleavage and her breasts are seemingly tit poppin!

that womans got BIG TP!

by Jina Carey August 11, 2008

Tp

Tight pussy or tinny pussy

Person : "oh yes daddy right in my tp"

by Stars00imsleepin April 1, 2017

Cornhole TP Toss

When you are done making poopoo and you are ready to wipe your butthole, you stand up to wipe. Once done, you go to toss the TP in the toilet but accidentally miss. The poopy filled TP hits the victim’s foot in the stall next to you and you must make a crunch time decision to book it out of the bathroom or wait for them to leave before you. The key is not to get caught, or you will be in for some intense embarrassment, and maybe even lifetime if it is a coworker. (**Disclaimer: Inspired by true Events**)

Grappler: Dude, some shit just happened to me.

Big Easy: Go ahead...

Grappler: I was droppin a deuce staley, and I went for a Cornhole TP toss into the shitpot. My aim was off and it hit the side of the shitpot and bounced into the stall next to me. Unfortunately it landed right on the buhl’s foot next to me and it was covered in the brown. I didn’t even finish wiping or bother to flush, I legit booked it out of there and carried on with the day.

Big Easy: Donkey Boner

by Stoney69 November 29, 2019

tp

Short for tap water 💧

Hey do you have orange juice at your place, I’m thirsty? Nope, I only have tp, lol

by Tarap August 1, 2021

Tp

Tp:Tiny penis duhh but usualy Comin from somebody with the name Blake or Chad

Maliyah:Omg Chad sent me a nudie

Layiah: Omg was it Big

Maliyah:Nooo he had a tp😂‼️

by Nikeking4life January 1, 2020

Tp

Toilet paper

I just took a massive dump and I'm all out of tp.
(Don't lie we've all been there)

by Emperor96 April 28, 2013

TP

'TP' or 'TPism' refers to the art of being a typical pakistani. Many TPs you may identify as speaking like a roadman (ie "fam", "blood" etc), driving a C-class Mercedes, asking "excuse me bruv do you smoke weed by any chance?" and finishing the majority of sentences with "enni bro".

It must be noted that TPs may be driving at outrageous speeds on civilian roads.

"I'm heading small heath next week"

"Christ I've heard thats TP land"

by Darren Dobbs May 31, 2018