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The Feces Touch

When everything you touch turns to shit. The opposite of The Midas Touch.
Agreed. He has the Feces Touch.
by Pistol Pete Maravich February 20, 2011
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nigger touch

Just like the cheese touch but instead you die.
"oh shit you just got the nigger touch"
by oof my ass April 23, 2018
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[touch of the trots]

a english exprexion to determen the making of liquid poo, it can also be used as a noun ex. that soup looks like the touch of the trots.
by bri rocha January 25, 2009
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Golden Touch

A person who is very lucky and can fix most problems by mearly touching or slightly tweaking the object, for example, a master IT programmer who removes a trojan in only a few keystrokes would be claimed to have the golden touch.
"I can't believe you fixed that without hardly doing anything, you must have a hell of a Golden Touch!"
by Dazzamon April 20, 2006
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tender touch

A tender touch is a loving, slow, gentle touch that makes your senses go wild, every little caressing movement driving you into ecstasy
"Upon her tender touch, in her arms, my knees can't help but weaken ♥"
by leetNightshade December 27, 2009
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Touch Hole

A tool, a knob, a jerk-off. More than a dork, but not quite a douchebag.
"Tom, stop being such a touch hole, Bellingham is right near Rhode Island and you know it."

"I just spent the whole day with that guy at the football game and the goddamn touch hole wouldn't stop talking about how good the Kansas City Chiefs were for even a minute."
by Mitch Kramer July 26, 2005
mugGet the Touch Holemug.

minus touch

instead of 'midas touch' where everything you touch turns to gold, the 'minus touch' is everything you touch turns to crap
andrea has the 'minus touch'...she tried fix the doll's arm and then the other arm snapped off
by randi8 July 6, 2010
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