Tissue roll

What people for some reason think is the shield against the virus when, in fact, it isn't.

Sharon: Hey caroline I stocked up on tissue roll because of the virus

Caroline: what?

by NibbaHotCheetos March 21, 2020

ISSUE TISSUE

CODE NAME FOR SANITARY NAPKINS

GIRL ONE: HEY JENNY I NEED TO GO HOME FOR A MOMENT. MY PERIOD IS HERE AND I DON'T HAVE ANY TAMPONS HERE.
GIRL TWO: OH DON'T WORRY, I KEEP A SUPPLY OF ISSUE TISSUE WITH ME.

by Gemini12 May 20, 2015

Tissues

'Tissues'
Hot new slang for "trust issues".

When someone has problems trusting others, typically due to past trauma or events.

"My girl has been acting weird lately, I think she might be cheating."
"Nah bro you just got tissues."

by cocksuckermega_xx420 August 26, 2023

Blown-in tissue

The resulting state of a tissue that has been ejaculated into and left to crust.

“Ah shit, just touched Zach’s blown-in tissue on his desk.”

“Can’t hang out tonight, my wife found my blown-in tissue by the toilet.”

“Smells like a blown-in tissue out here…”

by Ïdiōt November 14, 2025

Tissue Man

A man that uses tissues when pleasuring himself, but fails to properly dispose of them. Their dwelling is often littered with used tissues, resulting in an unpleasant and often sticky enviroment.

Well I see the tissue man was here, the place looks like it snowed indoors!

by Uncle Trappy April 9, 2025

Tissues

Tissues is a thing you use for many thing like wiping your ass or stuffing your walls to get attention or used normally like normal humans like your nose we all know what you do just stop please don't use them on your walls silly

"Cause I got tissues you got them to so give them all to me "#Kleenex #StopwastingTissue #Youknowwhoyouare #SaveTrees

by @SomebodyorSomeone1 June 1, 2017

tissue

a paper like material used in the toilet or also known as toiletries

pass some tissue

by samediilol May 15, 2022