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Hot new slang for "trust issues".
When someone has problems trusting others, typically due to past trauma or events.
Hot new slang for "trust issues".
When someone has problems trusting others, typically due to past trauma or events.
"My girl has been acting weird lately, I think she might be cheating."
"Nah bro you just got tissues."
"Nah bro you just got tissues."
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"man, i need to refill my Tissue disc drive. I was sneezing a ton last night and I ran out!" "i couldnt find any tissues to insert into the computer though."
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