Lord Of The Rings

a film that's watched by those who will never get any pussy.

Anyone who actually loves this movie is a virgin.

by J February 26, 2003

Lord of The Rings

A trilogy of extremely long movies based around migdets walking to a volcano. Whilst watching this trilogy boredom will consume your soul!

"Hey have you seen Lord of the Rings?"

"No that shit's gay!"

by Jamie Hibbert February 7, 2008

Fly The Space Ship Through The Rings Of Uranus

To ass mongle. see also kit kat not to be confused with Kit-Kat

Robx can't find no manlove so he flyspace ship through the rings of uranus. He's such a chode

by callin' robster a twat October 8, 2004

Lord of the Rings

1)An arse lovin, poo punchin, butt stabbing, fudge packing professional
2) How your asshole feels after pebble dashing the porclain telephone following a very hot and spicy bitch of a curry.

1)Getcha dick outta my ass dammit, I ain't no fricken Lord of the Rings.
2) Holy shit I think something died up there, my ass is on fire. Feel like Lord of the Rings (see defination 1.).

by Big Babycakes May 24, 2006

Lord of the Rings

The ultimate accomplishment for a male against that of the female species. Used when denoting completed sexual acts against either a girlfriend or other female relation, and only claimed when the 3 key rings have been conquered (vag, anal, gobby) or other combo of 3 where the shape of entrance forms an O (Ring).

Person 1: Hey man! my bitch finally let me travel down to brown town
Person 2: HAHAHA nice, your definitely the Lord of the Rings bro!

by MasterOfNothing May 9, 2008

Lord of the Rings

A lame ass movie where everyone freakin goes on a long ass walk-even the freakin trees!!!!!

Yo man, I feel like i was a fucking hobbit i walked so far and long like those lord of the rings fucks!!!!!

by budman72 April 8, 2009

the Ringmaster

It's the second of the "Joker Cards" released by the Insane Clown Posse. The Ringmaster is "all the hate and sin in your life whipped and spun into form" (adapted from "Wax Museum"). He leads the Dark Carnaval.

One sinister beast, one known only as the Ringmaster.

by Tykeyla December 10, 2008