MPAA Syndrome

This is a condition named after the Motion Picture Association of America (MPAA) which causes people to veiw sex-related things as inappropriate, yet be perfectly fine with violence. Sufferers also find homosexualaly much worse than being straight.

When asked to explain why somthing is inappropriate, the will often say "those ideas do not need to be put into children's heads" but will not actually beable to explain why somthing is bad.

Kid: "Can I see this movie?"
Parent: "No, it's rated R"
Kid: "So?"
Parent: "It could have sexual content in it."
Kid: "You have MPAA Syndrome!"

by Dr. Meh April 18, 2011

Dunlop Syndrome

A condition that exists when your belly has "dun lopped" over your belt. Also related to the "spare tire" that comes with obesity.

Sometimes also referred to as "Dunlap Syndrome", Dunlop is caused by over eating and lack of exercise.

"My boyfriend totally has Dunlop Syndrome. He hasn't seen his belt in years."

by bigwoman March 9, 2009

Grayscale syndrome

The phenomena that occurs in infomercials where the video becomes black and white and the simplest tasks are impossible without the product being sold in said infomercial

Vince from Shamwow: Its not possible to wipe up a spill you just spread it around and everything goes black and white thats why you need shamwow.
Me: Thanks to grayscale syndrome they'll sell a million sham wows

by Homgen4 January 30, 2009

Grassisgreener Syndrome

1. To covet an item or situation which one does not have.
2. To always want the opposite of what you have.

I contantly suffer from grassisgreener syndrome. When I'm single, I crave being in a relationship. When I'm in a relationship, I crave being single.

by Shanona April 18, 2008

Saiyan Syndrome

Having an unnatural need to fight and become stronger that only feels natural to yourself.

Saiyan Syndrome unnatural aggression

by TheUncrownedking May 25, 2015

Retard Syndrome

It is a disease on 1 in 5 people. It makes them have a complete lack of social skills. Pisses everyone off and does stupid things. It also kills 23 brain cells a day. Increases chances of dementia by 60%. There is treatment for retard syndrome but there are ways of preventing it like not being a total dickhead. Retard syndrome is contagious if you are friends with someone who has retard syndrome.

Jimmy keeps trying to take are lunch money so he must have retard syndrome.

by Kakwkwk January 23, 2020

COW Syndrome

COWS- Center Of the World Syndrome
Someone who suffers from this believes they are the center of the world, that everything revolves around them. They truly believe that everyone actually gives a damn about every little thing that happens in their lives. These people also suffer from a tendency to post EVERYTHING on facebook, literally EVERYTHING.......

NOBODY CARES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The entire cast of Jersey Shore & the Kardashians suffer from COW syndrome

Facebook statuses may consist of:
"I just cut my finger!"
"I miss my babe!"
"My babe just cooked dinner for me!"
"omg I just got these beautiful flowers!"
"Just took a shit"
"Had so much fun this weekend with my babe! We went to this club, then to dinner, then a magical fairy ride, then we got home and had a magical fairy dessert!, then we took a both!, then we cuddled in bed! then we went to bed staring into each other's eyes!"
"omg I'm so happy! i couldn't be happier! Life is wonderful!"
"let's talk about me"-COW Syndrome

by WEDONTGIVEASHIT December 2, 2010