Switch Hitter

Can be used to describe someone who has the ability to maturbate with both of his hands. Either separately or simultaneously.

Timmy: I’ve always been a switch hitter
Sally: You’ve never held a baseball bat
Timmy: I’m talking about my bat.

by iDiddle June 14, 2018

switch teams

Swinging..AKA swap mates.

You know the deal I fuck his wife while
he fucks mine. It's all good!

by PJ February 26, 2003

Switch Kid

a switch kid is a kid who has a nintendo switch and never uses anything else just their switch

ey when will you stop being such a switch kid like really get a computer or something

by i like to eat big poopoos October 22, 2019

Switch Hitter

Someone seemingly straight. Bats for the other team instead.

Chris is such a Switch Hitter, we don't even know how he got his wife.

by Trednek7 June 21, 2021

switch your ride

To change sexual orientation, often used in reference to hoping someone would make such a conversion.

That straight guy is so attractive, I'm sure most gay men wish he would switch his ride.

by R.O. Lewis July 31, 2005

Switch 'n Carry

When a married man becomes homosexual. In other words, he switches sides to carry balls.

Mark was tired of his wife so Larry helped him switch 'n carry.

by rattylove September 4, 2007

Switch Mode Soldier

Switch Mode Soldier. Commonly used when reffering to someone who is part of the original SMS crew in Watford.
Otherwise meaning you will be nice and then denly go sick on someone.

Blud Dont make me go f*cking SMS on you!!

If this cat keep chattin shit were gonna have to go switch mode soldier on him!

by Caroline H!!!! June 11, 2006