Nose Swipe

Brushing any finger along the nose when verbalizing "That's what she said" is impossible or unacceptable.

Krista says that a 12-inch pizza is simply too small. Instead of sounding a crude remark, her friends make a friendly gesture of a nose swipe to make a joke and maintain her honor.

by NoseSwiper October 6, 2010

SWASP

Southern White Anglo-Saxon Protestant, the Southern version of a WASP. SWASPs are generally distinguished by their sense of hospitality, respect for their elders, gentlemanly or lady-like conduct, and general helpfulness towards most people. Like their Northern counterparts, SWASPs will not make offense to your face, but will talk about you to their SWASP-y friends later.

Most fraternity men and sorority women enrolled in a university south of the Mason/Dixon line are considered SWASPs. Fraternities where SWASPs may be found include, but are not limited to; Kappa Alpha Order (KA), Alpha Tau Omega (ATΩ/ATO), and Sigma Alpha Epsilon (ΣΑΕ/SAE). Sororities include, but are not limited to; Delta Zeta (ΔΖ/DZ), Alpha Omicron Pi (ΑΟΠ/AOII), and Kappa Delta (KΔ/KD).

SWASPs wear many of the same fashions their Northern counterparts do, but with a Southern flair (see Southern Proper). Designers and brands favored by SWASPs include: Ralph Lauren, Polo by Ralph Lauren, Lilly Pulitzer, Vera Bradley, Southern Proper, Tucker Blair, Tommy Bahama, The North Face, J. Crew, L.L. Bean, Sperry Topsider, Rainbow Sandal Co., Banana Republic, and Lacoste.

Me: Well we're not from up North so we're not technically WASPs...
My sister: But we do share many of the same qualities...
Me: But, unlike our Northern counterparts, we know what hospitality is, specifically, Southern hospitality.
My sister: So what you're saying is that we're Southern WASPs?
Me: SWASPs! Exactly, similar to WASPs, only better!

by Southern Gent September 2, 2009

Left-Right Swipe

In the case of an undesirable erection or a narb (no apparent reason boner), the meneuver done to hide such displeasures from the public eye. The move consists of glancing left, glancing right, then swiping the erection up, to be held by the elastic or waste of the pants.

Yo I got a huge boner in class, so then I pulled a left-right swipe so I could stand up and get my paper.

I went out in my hallway after I woke up and did a left-right swipe to avoid any awkward confrontations.

by RichV June 5, 2004

fat swipe, fat swipe, fat swipe

When a large man who thinks he can dance, awkwardly shuffles around, swiping his fat around and moving his hands in a washing machine motion.

Dude: Look! He's doing the fat swipe, fat swipe, fat swipe!
Girl:Ugh, he's jiggling all over the place...

by whatswrongwithyou September 7, 2010

Credit Card Swipe

Swiping a credit card through a strippers ass instead of paying with money

Connor was out of money but still wanted a lap dance so he did a credit card swipe.

by chavo190 August 1, 2011

swish

Deriving from Great Britain, swish is another term for "cool" or "hip".

"Look at Sally's skirt; it's totally swish!"

by audreyblackisamazing October 21, 2006

swisha house

Swisha house iz wat made screwed get big. There freestlyes and screwed and chopped songs are herd around the world and where started in the dirty south h-town. Swisha house has many popular rappers like mike jones,paul wall, chamillion,and so on. After every one got big swisha house broke off to servial groups:color chaning click,bosshogg outlawz. There cds my feature lil flip,freestlye kings, wreckin yard, and other freestle groups. halla back ur boy b-boy ~1~

mike jones_who? mike jones i turn i ho down and make her walk home

by blake January 6, 2004