swaffelen

a NYC reinvention of the dutch word used to describe the act of leaning forward, when a subway passenger is seated directly in front of you, so that your crotch is directly in their face.

"Don't swaffelen me, there's plenty of room on the train!" LiLi shouted at the creepy man standing in front of her.

Sitting on the train, the sudden jolt of the subway caused the man to fall forward, temporarily swaffelening poor Rose.

by lilajane November 18, 2011

Shaffer

Milk. Really White, almost or is translucent.

"Damn!!! you're almost as white as Shaffer! but you're not transparent!"

by Nirca November 8, 2009

Saffron

To delete or get rid of everything at once. Maybe half or all. Doesn’t matter. It’s like Thanos.

“Sorry, but I’m gonna have to saffron our relationship. It’s not been working out.”

by nizmouwu June 19, 2019

scaff

Yes Scaff is a group of boys at BHS against the wieghty senior chicks. The senior girls can out drink us anyday of the week. No one will debate that becuase your in a different weight class. Its like matching a heavy wieght vs. a walter wieght. No only can you out drink us u can out weigh us with just your gut.

SCAFFs at BHS cant win

by yourboyfriend May 8, 2005

swaffoe

a bum that is hiding under a rock with a crackpipe

look its a swaffoe he sleeps underneath a newspaper

by swaff1 May 19, 2007

Derek Shaffer

A god loving citizen, who loves hot air ballon rides and tabby cats. This man is one with Jesus Christ and has never commited a sin. On weekends he volunteers at a soup kitchen and plays dominos with senior citizens. He prefers christen rock, and you will occasionally see him rocking out to Boy George in his yellow VW Bug. He is a closet homosexual, but will never admit it because he is a chirsten.

I want to be a good person like Derek Shaffer.
He is gay like Derek Shaffer

by jessZILLA August 8, 2009

Swaffle

Active verb, refers to the practice of two sexual partners (generally overweight homosexual men, although heterosexual overweight partners can swaffle in rare instances such as anal or pegging) using desert-based condiments, such as whipped cream or syrup as a lubricant. The etymology of the word comes from the resemblance of the jiggling excess flesh, smothered in creams and syrup, to two swedish waffles on a plate. In this respect, 'swaffle' can be said to be a contraction of 'swedish waffle', although its uncontracted form is seldom used.

"I have maple syrup and some whipped cream, do you want to swaffle tonight?"

by Wordsmith87 March 1, 2009