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The Wells Surprise

noun The act of substituting photos of one's self engaging in intercourse with another man with various photos around your place of residence. This act is followed by a clear disregard to any infraction when faced with inquiries about said photos.
When she came home from work, Megan got The Wells Surprise. Even though the evidence was apparent, I continued to play my xbox and ignore her accusations.
by Jose Myser January 11, 2009
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suprise

Common misspelling of suRprise. Seriously stop spelling it like this it is stupider than spelling hamster with a p in it.
by Muzza2k December 14, 2008
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surprise fry

the french fry you find in the bottom of the bag, usually under tha hamburger, that fell out of the pack with the other fries.
"I was so upset when I ran out of french fries, but when i reached in the bag for my burger, I found a surprise fry!"
by Colbey Joyce May 14, 2007
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Zapato Surprise

I'm so pissed off right now man.

Why?

Last night someone gave me a Zapato Surprise.

ooooooh shoot!
by Aniahlater March 18, 2011
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Ashgabat Surprise

Giving a very dry skinned west asian girl the silk road, then rubbing the ejaculate in like lotion. It is preferred that the girl is of the Bahá'í faith.
"Damn, that bitch had skin like a lizard! Gave that bitch an Ashgabat Surprise!!!"
"I got an Ashgabat Surprise last night from that guy!"
by Kensean September 21, 2011
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Okeana surprise party

After being rejected sexual release from your parter, you wait for them to fall asleep, elavate to your haunches and stroke your donger until you are ready to ejaculate.... at that moment you slap them in the forehead and yell "surprise" as you paint your load across their unsuspecting face.
Jim " so did you get laid last night?"

Dale " no but when she fell asleep I gave her the ol' "Okeana surprise party" and then wiped my dick off on the curtains"
by happymeats August 3, 2013
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blue-eye surprise

When defecating in a portable toilet that is filled with blue non-toxic tank deodorizer, the splash generated by the feces hits you in the anus.
Dude I just took a dump in that porta-john and got a blue-eye surprise!
by constructor314 December 1, 2009
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