when a person does something stupid and you could see it coming, but you are still upset about it because you thought maybe they had changed.
yesterday my ex said he didnt have a sex drive for anyone but me, and today he told me he fucked another girl. dissapointed but not surprised.
by IAmSquidward October 09, 2018
Politically correct term for conducting sexual intercourse without consent.
Rape is such a harsh word... everyone loves a surprise!
"I'd been following her for weeks, i knew it was here birthday soon and planned to surprise her"
Rape is such a harsh word... everyone loves a surprise!
"I'd been following her for weeks, i knew it was here birthday soon and planned to surprise her"
by Bretty Hetty & Extreme Idiot Overlord March 04, 2006
When a girl goes to suck your limp wiener but you are really drunk from beer so you just pee in her mouth instead
by papa moyer July 01, 2010
When you stay in a hotel room with two beds and you defile one bed then make it up, then sleep in the other. The hotel staff never changes the unmade bed so check first! Surprise!
by Chet Cocksworth January 18, 2008
by The Anonymouse August 22, 2008
When, in a last minute effort to become re-elected, a political figure happens upon a bit of "lucky coincidence."
News from October 31: We found Osama!
... although we really had his ass in a cell under the Pentagon the last three years.
... although we really had his ass in a cell under the Pentagon the last three years.
by K Dawg Plus September 06, 2004
its a sex gesture where you think ur fucking your girlfriend... but ur really fucking ur grandma....
originated: cooper b
originated: cooper b
Cooper: DUDE i was with my girlfriend last night and we were doing it, but then i looked down
Trenton: AND IT WAS YOUR GRANDMA
Cooper: THE BIG SURPRISE
Trenton: OMG THE BIG SURPRISE
Trenton: AND IT WAS YOUR GRANDMA
Cooper: THE BIG SURPRISE
Trenton: OMG THE BIG SURPRISE
by eagermcbeaver October 21, 2010