surfing in Nebraska

A nice way of saying someone is freaking retarded.

"the word dog starts with a d right???????"
"wow you're surfing in nebraska dude"

by Supermegacheater September 22, 2013

Suffering Lover

someone who had always had the short stick in a relationship , all of their relationships ended over something bad , they never had a real actual good relationship , all of them toxic or ended too fast . they have never felt true love.

John : Bro i feel so bad for Lenny he’s always suffering when it comes to love

Lester : he’s a Suffering Lover , i don’t see why he keeps trying.

by bitedown February 28, 2020

Real Suffering

Suffering that is not known.

Mickey Mouse: Real suffering is not known.

by Nigglybearcuddlewuggle March 24, 2022

Eternal Suffering

What happens everyday to you, it is like pain but worse to the power of 9 trillion. It WILL happen anywhere like at work, gaming, eating while sitting on a gaming chair at a fancy restaurant while the owner of the restaurant eats your food instead because you wouldn't eat it.

I would rather live with eternal suffering than with you.

by Ohiokindanicetho November 26, 2022

Surfing Bareback

Using a computer that is connected to the internet without any anti-virus.

Dave: Man this computer is really rubbish. It's so slow it's unbelievable.
Andy: Did you ever get round to installing anti-virus?
Dave: No, I've been busy.
Andy: You've been surfing bareback for months. That machine will be crawling with viruses. What an idiot.

by aft79 November 5, 2012

surfericiously

"surfericiously" means "with the heart, worldview, zest, love of life, derring-do, ambition and pizzazz of one who challenges the biggest breaking monster waves as a chance for the thrill and pleasure of living at the edge"

The jaded wingsuit diver surfericiously leapt from the precipice and threaded the needle exceeding 158 kilometers an hour with nary a scratch -- and for the heck of it posted his helmet video on YouTube an hour later.

by Willow Sprite March 28, 2020

alley surfing

A person who goes down streets and alleys looking for trash or junk that can be sold for money.

Jane enjoys alley surfing, especially when she finds scrap copper and other metals that can be sold and recycled. She is helping the environment.

by wynnfoster March 24, 2008