Stump the pump

When you are unable to produce cum during intercourse

Man last night I had whiskey dick and it really did "stump the pump."

by repptile56 April 19, 2014

Trump Stump

The only thing left of the EPA after the Trump regime.

"Be gentle to not trip over that Trump Stump -- that's all that's left of the woods."

by KrisXA January 25, 2018

Stump-Punch

A freshly-dismembered individual's hilariously desperate attempt to defend themselves against their attacker(s).

Karl found himself trying to stump-punch his way out of being a meal for the backwoods cannibals before passing out from blood loss: he went GREAT with the moonshine.

by toolsquatch May 16, 2009

Stump Fuck

The act of fucking someones stump once you have chopped off their head

off the mighty boosh

I chopped his head off and fucked his stump, therefore i did a Stump Fuck

by mypseudonymitsjustme August 15, 2010

patrick stump

Original name was Patrick Stumph but took off the "h" so that people can pronounce it properly.

He is the lead singer of the alternative rock band Fall Out Boy and plays Gibson GS Specials. He came from a musical family in Glenview, Illinois. Stump is in charge of writing the music for the band.

He is a good singer, not the best, not the worst. Yes, most people can barely decipher what he's saying but the band is still pretty good. What I cant stand about this band is the fact that the only reason Pete Wentz is the frontman instead of him is because Wentz is more attractive NOT because Stump is shy.

Patrick Stump has sideburns that really scare me.

by <totallyblank> February 15, 2007

patrick stump

The lead singer from the band Fall Out Boy. For most he's not hot in a "man i wanna fuck him" way. he's just unexplainably adorable and cute. Pete Wentz is pretty hot too but he is not as talented as Patrick. Hes just good for staring at and having sexual fantasies.

Patrick: Sugar, you are too hott for words.
Pete: I know dude...so are you.
Patrick: Hehe.
Pete: Hehe.
Patrick: Wanna have sex?
Pete: Sure.
Patrick: Hehe.
Pete: Hehe.

Patrick Stump is gay and that makes him cute!

by HormonesAreRaging March 3, 2007

stump buster

A stump buster is a person who helps you break a sex drought. This person will usually be well below your normal standards for sexual partners.

1) Guess who's back boys. After that stump buster I took home last night, I'm back in the game.

by unkosan January 31, 2007