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Stump Slave

A person who has their arms and legs cut off so that they become completely reliant on another person.
Eric is such a stump slave. His gf got him his job and controls everything and he just says yes. I mean he's not just pussy whipped, the dude actually cut off his arms and legs and flops around waiting to get fed and fapped.
by GapingAspHole September 16, 2014
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Stumpus

Stumpus is out lord and savior who will guide us to his home universe through the dark voids of space, once we reach his home universe he will make us immortal and we will all sit together at his table and eat Stumpus fruit.
Our great lord and savior Stumpus will grant us with enough Stumpus fruit to enlighten us in his holy ways.
by HailStumpus October 3, 2017
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stumper sneakaround

A sexual position in which the male( or girl we don't kink shame) quickly changes from vagina to anus, so quickly that they don't realize it at first. Note: Can only be performed on girls
Bro, you have to try the Stumper Sneakaround on your girl, she would seem to be in to that.
by Idfk just exists July 18, 2018
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Stuparrogance

The amalgamation of stupidity and arrogance. Where bad decisions aren't quite narcissistic, and yet inflated self worth and compromised decision making--sometimes the former affecting the latter--come together to result in blunders of near historic proportions
Ivanka Trump using a personal email account as a Senior Aid to a President, her father, who feels that his opponent should be locked up for previously acting in kind, demonstrated stuparrogance of epic proportions on Ms. Trump's part.
by ribick November 19, 2018
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Stumped

When you get an answer to a question wrong
How old am I?
20?
No, i'm 21.
Dammit, I just got stumped!
by JMlol20 January 30, 2019
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STUMPTING

The act of sitting or standing while smoking a pipe. The opposite of lunting.
Cherry On Top loves stumpting in his favorite chair.
by The Cherry On Top February 1, 2019
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stumped out

When you are having intercourse and you pull out too far and the penis misses the vagina and bends abruptly. Stumped out
by Mkeller August 3, 2019
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