Occurs when the debt owed from a friendly bet between two friends rises to an uncomfortable level causing one friend to cut ties with the other in lieu of paying up.
Robbie: "Did Justin ever make good on that golf wager you two made"
Randy: "Wouldn't know, he hasn't talked to me in weeks and he won't return my emails."
Robbie: "Sounds like you are the victim of a strategic friendship default."
Randy: "Wouldn't know, he hasn't talked to me in weeks and he won't return my emails."
Robbie: "Sounds like you are the victim of a strategic friendship default."
by taylork79 July 15, 2010
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That fast-talking teacher and salesman is talking too fast, he is strybelizing, he shouldn't strybelize anymore, I have a headache from listening to him.
by someguywithaheadache October 21, 2010
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by frank's_place January 23, 2011
Get the Strategic Crashery mug.Strateling, as told to me by a friend, means to look like your humping someone but only sitting down/standing behind them/cuddling.
When someone's leaning forward on a table and you go behind them to "stratel" them, making you look like your humping them, but you're only "strateling" them (SOrry I was told to use the word 'strateling' too)
by Jex Cahill March 12, 2011
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Thor: "Stratejizz?!"
Larry: "Plan out how you gonna tap dat ass while you jerk it."
Thor: "Shit. I ain't got time fo' dat shit!"
Larry: "Den you don't got time fo' dat ass."
Thor: "Stratejizz?!"
Larry: "Plan out how you gonna tap dat ass while you jerk it."
Thor: "Shit. I ain't got time fo' dat shit!"
Larry: "Den you don't got time fo' dat ass."
by Izzybel13 December 18, 2013
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Brad: Me and Angelina haven't fucked in a week since she's been on the rag. She just told me she wants me to take her to pound town tonight, and I'm worried that im gonna nut in precisely 3 thrusts.
Billy-Bob: With my advanced age, I experienced this conundrum regularly. I learned that if I strategy jerked, I could hold off from nutting until I reached 10 pumps.
Brad: Strategy Jerk? What's that?
Billy-Bob: Just pull on that thing a few hours before you hump and you're golden.
Brad: You sir, are a genius.
Billy-Bob: With my advanced age, I experienced this conundrum regularly. I learned that if I strategy jerked, I could hold off from nutting until I reached 10 pumps.
Brad: Strategy Jerk? What's that?
Billy-Bob: Just pull on that thing a few hours before you hump and you're golden.
Brad: You sir, are a genius.
by cvaccFF December 21, 2014
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