strumpet

According to Lloyd Christmas, a food that is eaten while drinking tea.

"If I know Mary as well as I think I do, she'll invite us right in for tea and strumpets."

by He Hate Me October 25, 2006

scrumpin

(v) scrumpin (skrump-in)
the act of consuming alcoholic beverages or other toxins in massive quantitys bringing you to a state of mind beyond drunk, crunk, high, blazed, faded, etc. one can only fully understand scrumpin when they have no other word to express their state of mind except scrumpin.

drinking at 10 am your gonna be scrumpin

drink of choice 4 loko your gonna be scrumpin

SCRUMP ON

scrumpin

by dieseldouglas March 26, 2010

Scrumples

The process of Lower Garments becoming scruched and uncomfortable

i gotta pick the scrumples from my boxers again

by Luke October 4, 2004

scrump

An abbreviation of scrumptious. The best you can get.

That guy/girl is "scrump.

by enzo500 November 24, 2006

Scrump Fest

A party which involves more "Scrumping" then alcohol, and drugs. This usually occurs when there are more women, then men. Only certain circumstances could involve more men, then women. Can occur anywhere, or anyplace at any given moment. Only if basic party needs are aquired (like alcohol, drugs, and/or entertainment) can a Scrump Fest occur.

Person#1: Yo, did you go to that party on St. Patricks Day?

Person#2: Hell yea, the party was a total "Scrump Fest."

by Newcomer1992 March 31, 2010

Scrump

When you have to take a large, steaming hot shit.

"Damn..I gotta scrump!"
"I think...I think I have to scrump."

by CRenn September 29, 2018

Scrump

v. Another word for humping. Usually used by men in long-term relationships where the initial novelty of sex has worn off. Used as a softer term for sex insted of other more vulgar words.

Jakie, my wife of 10 years, and I passed casual glances at each other and then began to scrump.

by Josh July 16, 2003