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Stroked the mime

Use to indicate either doing well in something or very poorly. A term that has become more and more prevelant in society over the past century. It originally began in the Middle Ages, when mimes (common performers in the medieval theatre or production) that performed poorly were often ordered lashed (known as "stroking" back then) with a whip by the local Bishop. As society developed and advanced, the whip was eventually phased out, however, mimes were unfortunately not. The negative meaning came from the disgraceful act of harming the enterainer (mime). However, as time moved on, and some aspects of society began to dislike and look down on the miming arts, this saying became postively used by members of the anti-mime movement. Today, it is often used in theatre, particularly in the mime entertainer community to describe a performance.

This phrase was often used by several well-known people in recent history such as Charles Lindbergh, Al Capone and U.S. President Harry S. Truman.
Thanks for knocking over my beer, you stroked the mime hard on that one
by HarvardProfessor3 July 20, 2010
mugGet the Stroked the mimemug.

maintenance strokes

What a man does to maintain his erection, usually while waiting for more porn to load or doing something else.
I was doing maintenance strokes with porn running in the background while browsing 4chan.
by home movies October 31, 2014
mugGet the maintenance strokesmug.

left stroke

Something Kendrick Lamar made up that only he knows the meaning of and everyone else just accepts and chants - As in almost all rap lyrics. It's a slam at Big Sean's failed diss track supposedly.
by hrgie75 January 20, 2018
mugGet the left strokemug.

stroke the bishop

to Jerk off, wank off, beat off, rub one out and so on.

the reason for this term is because a penis most of the time will look like a bishop from chess.
"Every night before bed johnny will stroke the bishop."
by mr. big pants?? April 10, 2009
mugGet the stroke the bishopmug.

Stroke worthy

An attribute possessed by a subject who/which warrants a tribute act of masturbation.
Man, Rachel has such a stroke worthy ass. I ended up walking behind her yesterday and had to dash to he nearest jacks to relieve myself!
by ArtoDelFunceiro May 9, 2009
mugGet the Stroke worthymug.

Beer Stroke

The loss of control of ones facial muscles after consumption of large amounts of alcohol.

Note:
-Subject may be fully conscious and standing when beer stroke occurs.
-Beer stroke is probably caused by a build up of toxins in the blood, restricting the function of the brain, causing the subjects face to resemble that of an individual that has recently suffered a stroke.
-A variation of the beer stroke is when the subject spontaneously loses all control of its leg muscles and sense of balance, which results in falling to the floor.
Beer stroke example: twitpic.com/10x6ak
by mrlee543 April 11, 2010
mugGet the Beer Strokemug.

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