When a man is anally penetrating another man or woman while kissing them, he is using them as a straw to suck his own cock.
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That awkward moment when you are paying attention to something else while trying to take a drink and end up making out with the cup or glass in front of your date. He/she then looks at you in disgust
Stefanie embarrassed herself on a date when she licked her iced tea and thought to herself "Damn, I'm missing the straw!"
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Kid: how are gonna explain to your mom why you only have the skin of the Vienna sausages left In your lunchbox
Me: I’ll tell her it’s an empty penis straw. Nobody wants to eat that shit
Me: I’ll tell her it’s an empty penis straw. Nobody wants to eat that shit
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Get the Empty penis straw mug.A tiny invisible straw connected between the minds of two best friends, allowing them to share their thoughts with one another. Because it's so small, (could be compared to a coffee stir stick) only the dumbest of dumb thoughts are able to get through. The best friends often say these thoughts out loud, and at the same time, causing them to laugh while the rest of society just thinks...wtf?
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