Plastic Straw 

vsco girls biggest nightmare and they will kill all the turtles. If you are friends with a vsco girl never use plastic straws or they will haunt you in your dreams and kill your hydroflasks. Watch out for the plastic straws!

Dan: (hops through a time machine- from 2050 to 2020) hello who are you?
Vsco girl: Save the turtles sksksksksk
Dan: what are turtles?
Vsco girl: wtf???
Dan: hey, do u Want a drink? (Hands her a plastic soda with a plastic straw)
Vsco girl: AHHHHHHH!!!! *faints*

Plastic Straw by Elephant27 January 7, 2020

chode straw

A ring-like (or straw-like) circular object that resembles a chode by being girthier than it is long

You could say that onion rings are chode straws

chode straw by Bruuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuh August 30, 2021

Human Straw 

When a man is anally penetrating another man or woman while kissing them, he is using them as a straw to suck his own cock.

Hey, I wana suck my own cock but I’m not that flexible, can I fuck you and use you as a Human Straw

Human Straw by Stranger that nobody cares for July 11, 2022

Life Straw 

When you have a threesome with one girl and two dudes you ejaculate in the guy. You then proceed to suck out the nut butter and spit it into the woman cooter.

The other night we performed a life straw and now my wife’s pregnant..

Life Straw by J and J productions April 3, 2023

missing the straw 

That awkward moment when you are paying attention to something else while trying to take a drink and end up making out with the cup or glass in front of your date. He/she then looks at you in disgust

Stefanie embarrassed herself on a date when she licked her iced tea and thought to herself "Damn, I'm missing the straw!"

missing the straw by The Last Albino Gorilla June 8, 2017

Empty penis straw 

The product of a Vienna sausage that has both ends bitten off and the meat from the inside vacuumed out

Kid: how are gonna explain to your mom why you only have the skin of the Vienna sausages left In your lunchbox
Me: I’ll tell her it’s an empty penis straw. Nobody wants to eat that shit

Empty penis straw by Glubglubhewhispers May 3, 2018

Tiny Bitch Straw 

A tiny invisible straw connected between the minds of two best friends, allowing them to share their thoughts with one another. Because it's so small, (could be compared to a coffee stir stick) only the dumbest of dumb thoughts are able to get through. The best friends often say these thoughts out loud, and at the same time, causing them to laugh while the rest of society just thinks...wtf?

Person 1: ummm what?
Bitch 1: it's our tiny bitch straw
Bitch 2: AHHH HAHAHA

Tiny Bitch Straw by Jamie's Best Bitch May 10, 2019