woopie stick

penis, pecker, dick, dong, cock, wang, love stick, weiner, schlong, prick, johnson, willy, member, phallus, tool, knob, peter, rod, pork sword, meat, meat whistle, main vein, bologna pony, pocket rocket, pole, quiver bone, salami, sausage, shaft, unit, noodle, one-eyed monster, trouser snake, tube steak, junk, third leg, ding-a-ling, piece, and all other nicknamess for the lovable male genitalia

Dude, I totally gave her my woopie stick last night!

by grizzly34 January 11, 2009

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gaping sticks

snow skis. Due to the big, gaping hole or area that exists between each ski and thus your legs.

Punk: Look at that bunch of gapers riding their gaping sticks.
Fucktard: Ya.

person: I need some new gaping sticks
anonymous: No you need to stfu.

by Seatthell January 31, 2007

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Barrows Stick

A penis that is marked by its enormity and ability to make slutty college girls refer to it simply as "huge". Stories surrounding this allegedly massive chunk of man meat involve making girls cum multiple times during sexual interactions, a ton of alcohol, yearning for puffy pink nipples and boatloads of pornography.

Steve: "The Barrows Stick needs to be let out of its cage. It's been forever."
Prescott: "You mean the acorn?"
Steve: "No. I mean the Barrows Stick. It's huge and deserves a good home."

by Not Clay Matthews February 21, 2011

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