Stewardess

Synonymous for female flight attendant. Considered sexist in some countries, but not as defamatory as sky harlots.

When I was still your age, we used to call flight attendants stewardesses.

by Balea August 24, 2008

Shit Stew

Depositing fecal matter, (preferably in a toilet), closing the lid, and leaving it there for the next person to revel in. It can be a noun, as in: "man, that's some dope shit stew you got goin' in my mom' bathroom!, or a verb, as in: "Man, my mom got shit stewed six hour later!" When children do it, it's poop soup.

Friend 1: "Hey man, I had to take a shower this morning but first I had to shit."

Friend 2: "Okay, so what's the big deal?"

Friend 1: "Well, I didn't want to smell my shit while I was in the shower so I closed the lid."

Friend 2: "And you didn't want the water to be cold... I see where this is going..."

Friend 1: "Yep. I brought my girl friend home to watch some movies... She got Shit Stewed..."

Friend 2: "Bummer..."

by The Steward January 11, 2012

Kristen Stewart

Sadly, a rising star in these dark times for choosing terrible new actors. In all of her movies she either acts as a spoiled brat that you want to punch in the face, or some weird emo chick that you still want to punch in the face. She can easily ruin a movie when having a lead role.

Thank god Kristen Stewart had a very minor role in Into the Wild, I was ready to turn the movie off in response to her poser emo act.

by adudeplayinadude January 16, 2009

Stepbro Im Stuck

When our innocent and thick stepsis is stuck in a appliance, yells “stepbro im stuck in the laundry, sink, sofa etc.” and we offer our “help” with such generosity

Stepsis: Stepbro Im Stuck! Come help me!
Stepbro:ok sis, I will “help” you

by Aguyfromgreece April 9, 2022

Stewart

The sweetest man alive. He knows how you like your bacon, whether you prefer gold or silver, your favourite flowers and every anniversary you share. The one man who cares about your obsession with turtles and Rotweiller puppies.
Stewart is a man who calls you beautiful, and describes you as such to his friends.

Every girl needs a Stewart in their life.

by pokemonroadkill August 4, 2010

brain stew

~A song by the greatest band of all time: Green Day
~A soup made of human thinking machiney things.

Brain Stew is what I am listening to as well as having for dinner.

by Jessey Jane April 4, 2004

Stew

Beer.

Let's be real here people, you talk about it all the time, and you need codewords for it sometimes. Say stew, not beer. It even sounds ridiculous (see below).

"Let's pound stews."

"I need a stew."

OR use it as an adjective or verb

"I'm stewed."

"Let's stew."

by RivStew October 18, 2008