Depositing fecal matter, (preferably in a toilet), closing the lid, and leaving it there for the next person to revel in. It can be a noun, as in: "man, that's some dope shit stew you got goin' in my mom' bathroom!, or a verb, as in: "Man, my mom got shit stewed six hour later!" When children do it, it's poop soup.
Friend 1: "Hey man, I had to take a shower this morning but first I had to shit."
Friend 2: "Okay, so what's the big deal?"
Friend 1: "Well, I didn't want to smell my shit while I was in the shower so I closed the lid."
Friend 2: "And you didn't want the water to be cold... I see where this is going..."
Friend 1: "Yep. I brought my girl friend home to watch some movies... She got Shit Stewed..."
Friend 2: "Bummer..."
Friend 2: "Okay, so what's the big deal?"
Friend 1: "Well, I didn't want to smell my shit while I was in the shower so I closed the lid."
Friend 2: "And you didn't want the water to be cold... I see where this is going..."
Friend 1: "Yep. I brought my girl friend home to watch some movies... She got Shit Stewed..."
Friend 2: "Bummer..."
by The Steward January 10, 2012
Dude, I was gaming for weeks when my girl wanted to hang out. So I went over and she wanted to fuck, I was so nervous that my ball swamp suddenly became a shit-swamp stew
by TheMalevolentGoblin January 04, 2014
The contents of typical newsfeed of social network user; a kaleidoscopic melange of shit ads. propaganda, fear porn, affirmation memes, more ads, pet photos, weird reels, more ads, food photos, dogs in costumes, more ads, gender warfare, musk, trump, more musk and trump, more ads , crowdsourcing begs, more ads and shitty ai, followed by, trump, musk and fear porn about activist judges and whining about being called nazis followed by a notice from the platform that you were restricted from something because you shared something from that platform they later decided violated their vague community standards AUP you agreed to when you registered and checked their EULA. Paying to receive this shit stew requires a really special kind of stupid.
Awrighty! This morning's shit stew bouquet is especially aromatic. I love the argument about what nazi symbol got keyed into a swastikar, whining about 1700 death threats for being a nazi , while running a million dollar lottery wearing a cheesehead hat pandering to financially distressed farmers and tradespeople. Nazi Schmazi, that's some Mussolini shit stew.
by Whistle Blower0013 April 01, 2025