Texas Show Stopper

Desperately needing to shit but finding oneself constipated.

I was on the shitter for 2 hours trying to bust through this Texas show stopper.

by Dick Onchin July 17, 2022

dont-stoppers

spreewells, rims that dont stop when you do

one day im on swingas, next day dont-stoppas

by H-town Representa! August 24, 2003

fun stoppers

cops, pigs, filth, the law.

i was shredding a tyre when the fun stoppers rolled up

by serge October 18, 2004

steeper

a stalker and creeper

Bryce is a steeper!

by alphabetsoup123456789 November 15, 2009

dogshit that's been stepped in twice

Horrible feeling, hungover, sick

"I feel like dogshit that's been stepped in twice"
"And you look like it, too... did you take some aspirin?"

by BUBBLES! April 8, 2008

cock stopper

1. Finding out the "woman" you are bedding has a penis. In all but 1% of men this is known to stop the cock dead in it's tracks returning to it's flaccid form.

See Eddie Murphy.

by Bud E Love May 16, 2003

Heart Stopper

A particularly large line of cocaine that in theory, could stop your heart beating, but in practice, will get you higher as a Premiership footballer after then last game of the season.

"Holy Jesus fucking Christ, I've just done an absolute heart stopper. Give me five minutes and I'll be talking like a total cunt".

by Dan Syndrome October 29, 2009