cock-staple

odd, yet humorous, combination of words used as a personal title, insult, or love-name...often in jest.

"Nice soccer-rocker, cock-staple!"

by dorham May 23, 2006

snapple

Syn. See Delicious

My knees went weak at the sight of that bottle of Snapple.

by Miki December 27, 2005

Jamican Stapler

When u have a guy's or chicks nose on ur asshole and you fart while doing so u suck there nose into ur ass

hey zoey if u don't give me a jamican stapler i will punch u again

by A_Very_Angry_ALligator November 4, 2009

get Stapped

To get falling-down drunk; to be so hammered that one acts like Scott Stapp, especially on his famous poker game appearance. May involve thinking you are a ninja, blatant and uncomfortable flirting with women, and just sheer obnoxiousness.

Look, I found some cash in my jacket, let's go get Stapped!

Sure, just let me grab my jacket and I'll meet you at the liquor store.

by IAmBoard April 13, 2010

a staple

A bitch that is overly attatched to you.

An annoying person who wont hop off your dick.

An interference of your life.

Ex1) Raul : Yo, babe you better watch your friend Cathy she is such a "staple".

Ex2) Jerome : Yo, Monique won't stop calling me after i hit it and quit it.

Theron: Wow, thats why i don't deal with girls that are a staple.

by Erika, Steph & Cilla August 23, 2008

stopple

Asshole, bung-hole.

Derived from the use of "stopple" as synonym of "stopper."

"...it was Shrove Tuesday even as 'tis now - gave me my breakfast, and swore then by the stopple of my tankard if ever I came to be Lord Mayor of London..." - The Shoemakers' Holiday by Thomas Dekker

"Quit being a stopple, Ken!"

by dj_gwen July 25, 2008

snapplejack

When a gathering of fags get together and jack off as fast as they can into a quarter-full bottle of snapple. The one to get it off last has to drink it.

I heard those fags snapplejacked last night.

by WyndX April 18, 2003