Sudden Stopping Assholes

When you are walking down the street/store aisle and the person immediately in front of you suddenly stops and you step on their heels and/or trip over them.

Tom: I was walking down the street the other day and the idiot in front of me suddenly stopped and i tripped over him!

Bob: You should watch out for Sudden Stopping Assholes.

by chicken&fish June 18, 2009

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slapping cheeks

Having sex, when your thighs slap her cheeks.

Doug's got a new girlfriend, you slapping cheeks, Doug?

by meekshady July 31, 2016

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A recent craze in which chavs ambush an innocent passer-by, and beat them up while one of the gang videos the whole episode on their mobile phone. The video is kept as a trophy and passed round the class at school.

The chavs who engage in this don't seem to recognise it as assault or have any kind of conscience, which is very worrying. How long will it be before we read about "happy rapes" or "happy murders"?

In London, British Transport police have investigated 200 happy-slapping incidents in the past six months, with eight people charged with attacks at south London stations and bus stops in January alone

by Zoggi June 11, 2006

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jell-o slapping

You know when you slap a bowl of jell-o and it jiggles. Yeha that's jell-o slapping. But what do you think when you see it jiggle? It could be meat beating, or booty spanking. Or opening doors, taking out the trash, playing Nintendo, any thing your mind desires.

Jell-o slapping is so relieving but my mom says it's only okay if I do it while I'm at school.

by FJR the Mario April 26, 2006

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