Red States

States full of people who voted for G.W. Bush (a.k.a. the first herald of the apocalypse). The majority of people in these states have forgotten that this country was founded on the separation of CHURCH AND STATE and put a coked up jesus freak in office because "he prays" and he talks about jesus alot.

Fuckin red states, you know hes going to bring on the apocolyspe!

by The Dark Lord of Bass October 12, 2005

Stupes

way of saying you are sucking your teeth when chatting on Instant Messenger.

originated in da caribbean

Nigga A: What up hoe?
Nigga B: Stupes! who da fuck u talkin to nigga!!

by CP October 3, 2004

Square states

Any and all of the states of the U.S. that resemble a square or rectangle more than any other shape. Square states are known to be more conservative, rural and Republican than non-square states.

Those ignorant Bible thumpers need to leave our city and go back to the square states where they belong.

by ddvdd October 12, 2008

The 7 Stages of being High

1st stage- feeling the first breathtaking release from reality

2nd stage- this reality creates a world of happiness, a.k.a.
a slight buzz

3rd stage- as your buzz escalates, you discover happiness in all sorts of dimensions. Examples include music being clearer and more vibrant, humor exceeding expectations, and most importantly a pasty mouth

4th stage- your buzz is radiant. you have surpassed reality
and all of the worlds fucked up problems

5th stage- you feel alive/care free. you are in the
moment, eat it, express it. live it.

6th stage- you have completely entered a world like
none other. Your passionate, loving, free. this
world is your happy place

7th stage- You are high/at the top of the world. You are
content with your high and there is no need for
more. Happy.

G1: yo man....how high are you?
G2: dude....im probably at a 4....we should smoke more, i wanna get to a fucking 7 on The 7 Stages of being High chart man...
G1: great idea man....let's do this

15 min later....

G1: dude...guess what...
G2: what?...man....
G1: i'm at a 7.....
G2: right on...me too bro...happy as can be...:)

by Dr. Hoy April 24, 2010

high stakes gayery

A term referring to anything or anyone with flamboyantly gay qualities. It evolved organically from our propensity of ridiculing general gay or weak behavior amongst our friends. Not too sure why the high stakes tag was added, but it works. Use this phrase at your own peril as it will quickly dominate your lexicon. Usually shortened to just "high stakes" when used as an adjective.

"Oh, Jesus. Look at that dude just swishin' around. Makes Elton John look straight."

"Yeah, there is some serious high stakes gayery happenin' over there."

gayery gayness lameness lamery faggotry

by evil adam April 9, 2009

The United States Naval Academy

Formost school of naval knowledege and practice in the world. produces both sailors and marines that kick ass and take names.

That marine L.T that shows Marines are the best came from The United States Naval Academy

by Anonymous August 5, 2003

Red states

The states that voted in George W Bush. Sine those states are full of fucking morons, it has become a saying.

When somebody does something incredible stupid they are refered to as a red state.

(Isn't it funny how the two states that were effected by 9/11, NY and Washington, voted in Kerry?)

You drank a can of paint? What's wrong with you, you fucking red state!!?

by Iraq has oil, Afganastan does not. January 3, 2005