The unfortunate consequence of trying to repair holes in underwear on the cheap. Contrary to the apparent image presented by the word, one does not staple his dick; rather, he staples the hole in the underwear correctly, but proceeds to get stabbed by the staples within. Often painful though, fortunately, rarely disastrous.
I noticed a split in my boxers down the seams and tried to fix it in my office with office supplies. Now I have stapledick.
by ElPresidenteEdeno September 14, 2011
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Get the staplesex mug.It when a guy sticks his dick into a very tight vagina which it will not go in or a vagina with crabs and it pinches the guys dick into two.
by njmad June 15, 2009
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Kahlil- *shanks Matt in the neck*
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by Melvin the Stapler Molester December 5, 2009
Get the Swingline Stapler mug.Some stupid retard that 'goes' to barnwell school (i use 'goes' in the loosest way possible because he never really comes to school) he is completely retarded and he only comes to school so he wont get raped by his mum and brothers, he gots bullied all the time suggesting to us that he would rather be at home (apart from the raping...well actually we arnt sure) but we continue because i am sure i would have more money if my parents did not have to pay for this retard.
MARK STAPLETON\staplegun\stplehead\retard\ fag\shit head\homo\poor boy\go home\ why are you wasting my parents money\ leave now or i will beat you up.
by Who else? January 23, 2004
Get the staplegun mug.While a chick is giving you head you take out, break both of her legs. Then you staple your dick to her forehead.
by Bryceyjay December 20, 2009
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