Skip to main content

Stanley, Va

Stanley, otherwise known as Meth City. Commonly known for the amount of meth you can find in your neighbors stationwagon. It's not a rarity to drive down the main roads to find a big ass crack, looking son of a bitch fixing his 97 ford tauraus don't worry that's normal here in Meth City. 93.2 percent of the Population speaks like Farmer Fran. Also if you visit the back yard of Dollar general and Family dollar you'll find an "so good it's addicting" diet call methaphatemine which will make you lose weight just as quick as your teeth.
Stanley?
Yeah, meth city!
Oh yeah that's a 8 ball passed Shenandoah and a gram before Luray.
stanley, Va also known as Meth City is a small town in Virginia
by Dickie boy johnson November 29, 2016
mugGet the Stanley, Va mug.

creme-stache

sometimes called a "trucker-cum-face." This is due to the fact that the person getting cummed on has a trucker, handlebar mustache. yeah, if you haven't got it by now, it's when a dude gives another dude head, and the one guy jizzes in the one guy's mustache
HEY! Larry! get on your knees bitch! your mustache is gettin plastered to your face slave!creme-stache style!
by Hryttereanna July 18, 2006
mugGet the creme-stache mug.

p'stache

A red mark left from your penis as it was just whipped across a woman's upper lip.
She was using too much teeth, so I pulled it out and gave her a p'stache!
by DB's Treasure January 22, 2009
mugGet the p'stache mug.

douche-stache

Thin barely mustache frequently found on prepubescent boys who want to feel manlier than they actually are.
"Dude, I didn't shave yesterday or today"-Guy 1

"I can tell, you totally have a douche-stache right now"-Guy 2
by dr ew April 17, 2009
mugGet the douche-stache mug.

Stanek

sexy
cute
hot
sweet
yaka
fara
Geez, I wish I were a Stanek
by Stanek October 16, 2008
mugGet the Stanek mug.

meat stache

the act of placing your dick on across someone's upper lip whilest asleep or past out. for best result take pictures to humiliate later. meat beard, unibrow, and chops optional.
Dude, look at this meat stache i gave Bryce last night while he was passed out in front of Canadian's.
by 18 moose knuckle May 23, 2008
mugGet the meat stache mug.

grit-stache

1.)A light dispersion of hair located directly above the lips. Generally found on kids hitting puberty or girls that won't accept the fact that they need to shave their face.
Look at that queer's grit-stache, he looks like he just gave Taylor a rim job.

Ugly kid needs to buy a razor; he's growing a grit-stache.
by J Ryckman April 6, 2006
mugGet the grit-stache mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email