Stalefishin

To be buck-ass nekked when the door to a public area suddenly swings open. Coined on "That show about a Trailerpark" or whatever, the incidence of stalefishin amongst the 18-30 male population of earth is surprisingly high. This may be due to economic factors, as most dudes of this demographic find themselves rooming with other people of a similar age because all the good jobs that used to be Union and pay a Living Wage have been shipped overseas in the decades since Reagan.

"I went into Jimbob's room to get my cigarettes back and found him straight stalefishin in front of the mirror practicing his best Reagan pose with the help of his new penis pump."

by Spanky MacDoogle December 15, 2012

stalesonality

You have a stale personality, boring and uninteresting!

Stacey, you wont get any guys with that stalesonality!

by NYanonymous June 26, 2014

Stalactshit

A poop hanging from the toilet seat. Suspended over the toilet water. It is a mythical formation; only seen once in the wild. No one knows how it is created and no one dares to ask.

Lane: are you pooping or puking?

I don't know yet.
Oh shit! He made a stalactshit!
May God save us all.

by Stalactshit March 6, 2015

Stalacshites

The poop formations that occur on the bottom of a toilet seat due to explosive shitting.

I hate cleaning the bathroom after Taco Tina! She always leaves stalacshites, that nasty bitch.

by Nomitus May 27, 2015

Stale Matting

a male who likes to receive anal penetration by other males but only issues his own penis to penetrate women

Stale Matting - a male who likes to receive anal penetration by other males but only issues his own penis to penetrate women

Kyle enjoys getting a nice pounding from Aaron up the ass, but

Kyle only sticks his dick in a nice vagina
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by Boukster September 25, 2015

Stale-breath

When you're chewing gum for so long that it loses it's taste and starts to make your breath stale.

"I was going to goto the dance with Jimmy but he had such stale-breath that I cringed and I declined his invitation."

by Hairsway December 23, 2015

stale cock

When you cum so much you can't cum anymore

Guy 1: my dick got sucked so much I have a stale cock

by Stale cocks May 31, 2016